MettaFukkThaWorld
Rookie
To The Coli:
As many of you know, tragedy struck in Dallas, Texas yesterday evening. Our brave friends from Ann Arbor were overwhelmed by a certain Tide of Crimson. As a result, many tv sets were broken, wives/children were struck out of extreme ire, and rent, car payments, and pawn shop loans will go unpaid for the month of September. More closer to home, many of our brethren from the Great State of Michigan have lost all coli cash acquired thanks to a future 2nd string clipboard technician. In the tradition of The Wolverine State, I declare we offer a coli cash bailout, until our friends get back on their feet. Interest free of course. Despite our differing allegiances, we are a part of the coli family. We immigrated together for a better life. Any little bit helps. If you find it in your heart to donate, text #wearethecoli, plus the amount, to 4114. Thank you
*Special message to OSU fans*
-I understand your hesitancy for this cause, but I encourage you all to read 1st. John 3:17
To those unsure of donating, I challenge you to view the following pics while listening to the song provided and see whether you are still unmoved to act
The following are actual pics of the tragedy:
Meanwhile, in Tuscon
As many of you know, tragedy struck in Dallas, Texas yesterday evening. Our brave friends from Ann Arbor were overwhelmed by a certain Tide of Crimson. As a result, many tv sets were broken, wives/children were struck out of extreme ire, and rent, car payments, and pawn shop loans will go unpaid for the month of September. More closer to home, many of our brethren from the Great State of Michigan have lost all coli cash acquired thanks to a future 2nd string clipboard technician. In the tradition of The Wolverine State, I declare we offer a coli cash bailout, until our friends get back on their feet. Interest free of course. Despite our differing allegiances, we are a part of the coli family. We immigrated together for a better life. Any little bit helps. If you find it in your heart to donate, text #wearethecoli, plus the amount, to 4114. Thank you
*Special message to OSU fans*
-I understand your hesitancy for this cause, but I encourage you all to read 1st. John 3:17
To those unsure of donating, I challenge you to view the following pics while listening to the song provided and see whether you are still unmoved to act
The following are actual pics of the tragedy:
Meanwhile, in Tuscon
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This was pure genius 
(no tears tho)
