MICHAEL COLE as the voice of the wwe is why it will continue to fail

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last night,....

was some of the worst playcalling in the history of an entire broadcast in wrasslin, ever.

i listened to cole botch so many moves in one telecast.
plus lack the wrasslin knowledge to sell any of the good stuff.
it was obvious why no one watches wrasslin in a gateway medium in the attitude era anymore.

case in point,...i heard this fool call, cena's fisherman hook wheelbarrow style suplex a german.

not to mention, he missed the rare sighting of the:

OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX

tsc,...

let's speak on this.

we need jr back, cot damn it!


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last night,....

was some of the worst playcalling in the history of an entire broadcast in wrasslin, ever.

i listened to cole botch so many moves in one telecast.
plus lack the wrasslin knowledge to sell any of the good stuff.
it was obvious why no one watches wrasslin in a gateway medium in the attitude era anymore.

case in point,...i heard this fool call, cena's fisherman hook wheelbarrow style suplex a german.

not to mention, he missed the rare sighting of the:

OCEAN CYCLONE SUPLEX

tsc,...

let's speak on this.

we need jr back, cot damn it!


art barr
This almost makes sense, i agree he has to go, btw your rant HHH is off, does he need to be there no, but Barrett and Ryback are not mania headliners.
 

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he sucks but so does the product hes announcing


it could be more tolerable if some else was allowed to be the voice of the wwe.
like literally, why is cole even an announcer.
when he was a joke, since he debuted and it was brought to light.

anytime the rock interviewed him and sonned't him into oblivion.
like literally, just the idea that cole is the voice of the company makes not on iota of sense historically.
or from a quality standpoint.

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this is just one of the reasons but I agree cole is trash...he would be better off as an annoying heel manager type
 

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Michael Cole was the voice for most of 98-99 when JR was out. :comeon:

All he does is announce
 

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This almost makes sense, i agree he has to go, btw your rant HHH is off, does he need to be there no, but Barrett and Ryback are not mania headliners.



ryback would easily be a me headliner at mania.

hypothetically anyone with a brain could easily book ryback into mania me status.
if brock was used accurrately, as the monster.
plus heyman was actually given a real threat as a stable manager.
to mastermind brock and punk securing the whc.
after brock interfered in hiac ripping the door off.
costing ryback the title.
leading into the brock holds the whc hostage, ryback in the chase angle.

yet, that would not happen.
as it would call for a change of perception for brock to be a higher draw in the eyes of the wwf book. which should have happened as far back as brock/cena.

also,...barrett was sabotaged all the way back when he was getting piles of chairs stacked on top of him.
of, which barrett will never recover and has no chance in hell of ever recovering, EVER!


which is also a call of the coo-in law's regime as well.

barrett should easily have been a wwe long time top heel.
as well, as adr a few mania's back.

case in point......
the reason why the shield works is only because they have shown no intention of the titles. which is why it works.
as it helps the smart and mark community suspend belief.
plus it is a thumb in the eye to tna at the same time.
if the shield was after having the wwe title or even the whc. or hell bent on take over, by having titles.
it would never work.
as anyone who has experienced wwe's past attempts at a stable take over angle as far back as heenan.
knows the wwe bullshyt quality would ruin it.

it is by sheer accident the wwe has kept the shield over.
which is only because the shield is kept away from the titles on purpose.
as real talk, black is better than anyone on the roster.
not named db or punk, easy.

which is why he sat in developmental for so long.
he is not allowed near the title in this angle or even a mention.
as the wwe knows they lack the booking to keep him from losing steam.
which is how they lauced't letting more green talent near the title then fukked it up.
you have to have higher quality booking to book a higher quality talent like black for the title in a stable angle. the shocking takeover green worker vying for the title angle has been exasperated.
you can not book a high quality talent after the mismanagement the wwe has done to talent from barrett to adr. which is why the shield is booked simple and in slow burn and short exposure and it works.

which is all because the wwe lacks the booking know how to pull off the full gamut of what the shield could be.

also,.....
watch as the shield is slowly booked into a joke over time as well.
as this company lacks the know how to consistently get and keep the members over from the beginning.
watch as all three members of the shield endure the destruction of a draw from this company's ineptitude eventually, as well.

it is only a matter of time.
before alternatively,...the wwe makes the same mistakes they made with nxt, with barrett.

not to mention, adr.
whom they just ruined as a bf draw.
by having him booked to wrassle that wack angle ripoff swagger.
at mania of all places.......
whichi might i add is also part of paul piss pant's continued mania sabotage.

so feel free to partake in my other thread as well.

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Michael Cole was the voice for most of 98-99 when JR was out. :comeon:

All he does is announce



he sucked as the announcer back then as well.

especially in 99,...
when opposite him, the immortal joey styles was tv.

you can not be serious mentioning cole in 99.
that shyt was some of the hardest shyt to listen to back then.

michael cole announcing,...
plus, paul piss pants being given the ball as the future coo-in law.
all because of talent being on the ir, and unavailable.
was one of the many low points of the attitude era.


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this is just one of the reasons but I agree cole is trash...he would be better off as an annoying heel manager type


they did not do that back then.
all because the rock exposed this no talent more than a decade plus ago.
which is why it was never even a thought on their radar.
for them to try to fool the consumers of this product later on.
is another reason, this company is completely inept.


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The fact that WWE has both Jim Ross and Joey Styles and uses NEITHER on commentary on monday nights is frustrating. Cole sucks, thank god we got at least JBL on commentary.
 

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would you blow pat patterson for a contract?



hell to the fukk no,...

yet, i am glad you have the idea.

to think i could be a good announcer.
i guess, i have to give you a preciate it handshake in an odd fukkery type of way.

JOEY STYLES: OH mY gawd.....

art barr = invading sohh undisputed coli world champion of the world!

extends the preciate it handshake to bradpiff!!

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Cole does his best, and while he's miles better than he was in the 98-99 or so, I think he topped around 2003 or so.

JR would've called that Cena/Punk match last night and took it to another level.
 

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Cole does his best, and while he's miles better than he was in the 98-99 or so, I think he topped around 2003 or so.

JR would've called that Cena/Punk match last night and took it to another level.


seriously,..

i think scott keith took off the quarter star rating for that match because of cole's botch style announcing.

michael cole is the worst,.......
michael cole is the jim gray of wrasslin.


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