Michael Bay's Script for "Ninja Turtles" Has Leaked and yes, It's terrible!

[Monoblock]

So, hey, remember when we all choked on our pizza at the idea of Michael Bay ruining our childhoods by making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, minus the Teenage and Mutant? Well, it turns out we had good reason to. In June, Paramount shut down production of the film, which was slated to be released in December 2013; the studio is now aiming for May 2014 so more time can be spent “restructuring” things. Because oh boy, is it awful. A Ninja Turtles fansite, TMNTnotTANT, got their mitts on an alleged copy of the script, and they write:

A little more than a week ago, I was able to get my hands on the TANT script in order to figure out if all of our worst fears were realized, once and for all. Were the turtles really written in as aliens? Is the script a clever adaptation, or just another Michael Bay sh-t-fest? I have the answer…It’s worse than anyone could have ever imagined. And since production on the movie was canceled, I see no problem in summarizing the parts I read (that is, the parts of the script I read until I got angry and just stopped reading). (Via)

FYI: Shredder has been renamed General Schrader. (Hank?) Michael Bay, you’ve done it again.


Here are some notable excerpts:

The movie ends with, “You’re never as alone as you think you are.” Again, the team behind TMNTnotTANT could just be pulling an extremely involved, cruel prank, but to prove their find is real, you’re invited to read the whole script here, assuming you make it through the thing without…

Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles" Movie Script Has Leaked, And It's Awful

 

[Jixson]

Throw this fukker into the bushes.


Maybe we can get this out of his hands.

 

[23Barrettcity]

Wait that script looks like transformer script with names changed :/ they jacked the whole format

 

[Conz]

shyt, who has a pdf? the link is down

 

[Dillah810]

Michael Bay's "Ninja Turtles" Movie Script Has Leaked, And It's Awful

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

shyt, who has a pdf? the link is down

why waste your time readin the script to a michael bay film

 

[tr2k]

But they cant get a Black Panther movie out....smh

 

[The Real]

I couldn't be more thankful that this shyt was cancelled.

 

[courtdog]

I don't think any of you nikkaz are qualified to judge if a script is good or not.
People have visions that maybe only certain people can do
For instance. You know how some people like say... Dave Chappelle
Almost anything he says is funny because of HOW HE SAYS IT
Same with scripts.

And while the "word" is that its shytty. Who the fukk is gonna read an entire cancelled movie script?
Thats somebody who has too much time on there hands, and I wouldn't take the opinion of somebody like that in the first place

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I don't think any of you nikkaz are qualified to judge if a script is good or not.
People have visions that maybe only certain people can do
For instance. You know how some people like say... Dave Chappelle
Almost anything he says is funny because of HOW HE SAYS IT
Same with scripts.

And while the "word" is that its shytty. Who the fukk is gonna read an entire cancelled movie script?
Thats somebody who has too much time on there hands, and I wouldn't take the opinion of somebody like that in the first place

Dude, its fukking Michael Bay. I could write scripts for him and they'd probably be better.

 

[courtdog]

Dude, its fukking Michael Bay. I could write scripts for him and they'd probably be better.

Have you seen Transformers 2 & 3?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Have you seen Transformers 2 & 3?

Why the fukk would I ever watch Transformers 2 and 3?

 

[Breh Obama]

Bad Boys is the only good movie this nikka ever made

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Bad Boys is the only good movie this nikka ever made

think about how terrible it would be without Will Smith and Martin Lawrence

 

[detroitwalt]

I don't think any of you nikkaz are qualified to judge if a script is good or not.
People have visions that maybe only certain people can do
For instance. You know how some people like say... Dave Chappelle
Almost anything he says is funny because of HOW HE SAYS IT
Same with scripts.

And while the "word" is that its shytty. Who the fukk is gonna read an entire cancelled movie script?
Thats somebody who has too much time on there hands, and I wouldn't take the opinion of somebody like that in the first place

Probably the same people that read books?