"Hey buddy, whats up!"
"who dis?"
"We went to high school together, remember me from English? I'm Bot...I mean Bob"
"I never fukked with anybody named Bob..."
"Yes! I work on Wall Street now. I get lot's of great insider information on stocks. Would like like to hear more?"
"Naw, to hell with all that. I'm broke, later..."
"According to my records, your savings account has a balance of $7,832.52. I mean...You seem like a real hustler, home boy! You must have giant pockets!"
"Who's been telling?"
"I also have your messaging history. It would be a tragedy if your wife were to see your communications with Nancy from Accounting. I suggest you buy $7,832.52 of Facebook stock today!"
"Aw, man not like this!"
"December 19, 2024: 'I'm horny as hell. Meet me in the fax room in 15 minutes. I need some p*ssy before Christmas break starts.' Your wife's phone number is (913) 867-5309."
"You must buy Facebook stock before 4pm. Goodbye friend!"