Mega Man was a specially designed super robot

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Built by the greatest mind of his day, assigned to protect the entire world...but...

He was slow as molasses and barely jumped his own height (a fatass Italian plumber and a mutated harmless marsupial outran and out-hopped him)

He died to shyt like leaves, bubbles, and acid rain

He let Wily get away with murder every damn time

Dr. Light was getting so little puss that he actually built Mega Man, Proto Man and Roll to be his kids as well as a global police force . I tell you the geniuses on TV and video games do the dumbest shyt...

 

[RJY33]

Built by the greatest mind of his day, assigned to protect the entire world...but...

He was slow as molasses and barely jumped his own height (a fatass Italian plumber and a mutated harmless marsupial outran and out-hopped him)

He died to shyt like leaves, bubbles, and acid rain

He let Wily get away with murder every damn time

Dr. Light was getting so little puss that he actually built Mega Man, Proto Man and Roll to be his kids as well as a global police force . I tell you the geniuses on TV and video games do the dumbest shyt...

Damn. Good analysis. Just lost some respect for Mega Man

 

[Grifter]

And 3 minutes into a fight he needed his retarded dog to recharge him.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

LOL @ X and Zero styling all over him on his own shyt

 

[jdashmaj]

smh at Mega Man having the Batman(he let's Joker,Bane,Riddler,Hatter,Ivy,etc live everytime) complex with Dr. Wily home many more people have to die before he gives Wily the same preach Megatron gave Optimus Prime with a gun to his head "I would have waited and eternity for this, it's over Wily"[YOUTUBE]fB0_vJUc3o4#t=174s[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Goodnews]

Dr. Light was getting so little puss that he actually built Mega Man, Proto Man and Roll to be his kids as well as a global police force . I tell you the geniuses on TV and video games do the dumbest shyt...

Didnt even give him a fukkin jetpack.
Not to fly, but enough to get him across a 10ft wide bottomless hole of robot absorbing death would of been nice.

 

[Return of the Jedi]

But his games are GOAT status

 

[Goodnews]

But his games are GOAT status

True

Megaman put out amazing work becuase his father was a dikkhead.

Megaman = michael
Dr. Light = joe jackson

 

[SuikodenII]

True

Megaman put out amazing work becuase his father was a dikkhead.

Megaman = michael
Dr. Light = joe jackson

Mega Man fought with Marvel Superstars and Capcom elite, how is he not contender for boss status?

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Mega man is a great name in itself.


Like standing on top of a clock... The japs were ahead of their time.


.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Mega man is a great name in itself.


Like standing on top of a clock... The japs were ahead of their time.


.

Awful

 

[illadope]

Mega man is a great name in itself.


Like standing on top of a clock... The japs were ahead of their time.


.

Considering his real name is Rock man....

 

[SuikodenII]

Considering his real name is Rock man....

And Proto Man was "Blues".......

Capcom of America of course didn't get the music references and flipped names as they saw fit

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Old-school Nintendo always OD'd on the musical references. Like all the bosses in Mario 3 and World were named after musicians (Trent Reznor, Iggy Pop, Lemmy from Motorhead)

Dr. Light. He built a robot with the mind of an 8 year old girl and put her to work in the kitchen

 

[fantabolous]

lmao @ this