Meaningless Talents That You Possess

[Crakface]

I can take a piece of paper and spin it horizontally and it looks like its floating in the air. Probably gets a good 5 seconds of air time before it hits the ground

I can probably body well over half the people on the planet with my bare hands.

Add on.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I can one star threads better than well over half the people on the planet.... with my bare hands

 

[Crakface]

I can one star threads better than well over half the people on the planet.... with my bare hands

Great talent. I can also demoralize any man who reads my words.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I'm un-apologetically efficient with nunchakus.
I can do one-handed pushups like it's nothing.
I can hold my breath for a real long time.

 

[James Carter]

Man back in elementary i could make any paper plane and even had a few of my own designs. I used to teach kids during class and then we would throw them outside and see whose could fly longer in the air. I won of course

 

[stealthbomber]

i can roll blunts with the best of em

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I can draw maps
Im a jeopardy g
I can do a dove whistle out of blowing my hands together

 

[Crakface]

I can twirl a stick like i know how to use blunt weapons but i really dont.

I can juggle any 3 objects at once. Cant do 4.

 

[Silver Surfer]

make my ears dance

 

[Crakface]

Man back in elementary i could make any paper plane and even had a few of my own designs. I used to teach kids during class and then we would throw them outside and see whose could fly longer in the air. I won of course

I got a design that till torch yours though. I won all the paper plane distance contests.

Im also pretty good with boomerangs.

 

[Crakface]

I can draw maps
Im a jeopardy g
I can do a dove whistle out of blowing my hands together

OOo yea the 2 hands together with the thumbs arched. I spent a month learning how to do that. Felt like the man when i learned. Cant do it anymore though.

I can also press my tongue on my saliva glands and snake spit saliva at people without ing

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

I can solve a rubix cube

at all the YouTube tutorials undermining my gift

 

[Black]

I can cry on cue

 

[Lil' Kartwheel]

I can shake my index fingers and make a popping sound. I've used that ability to calm kids down and get the puss from single moms before.

 

[Kings County]

I can cry on cue

nah those is real tears brah