Massage/Body oils are annoying as fukk

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Sex is already a hot sweaty mess so why even add it to the equation? It'll fukk up the sheets and pillow cases, get into your eyes and have you squinting like Clint Eastwood and have you looking crazy slipping and sliding all over the place.

It's not sexy at all when it's done in real life. It's just a sticky mess

 

[Sohh_lifted]

You not suppose to be on your regular sleeping mattress when using massage/body oils, there's special mattresses and shyt for that......Some1 told me

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

You not suppose to be on your regular sleeping mattress when using massage/body oils, there's special mattresses and shyt for that......Some1 told me

Them plastic air mattresses that they be using in porn? lol

 

[Pseudonym]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

I could probably buy some if you'd stop ignoring my cashapp request

 

[Bryan Danielson]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

I could probably buy some if you'd stop ignoring my cashapp request

Don’t talk to the Queen @Pseudonym like that.

As her and all the beautiful strong queens of the coli ally. I can’t let y’all get away with that

 

[humminbird]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

What happens if you don’t have the right sheets

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

Now, I know you realize who you're talking to

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

You don’t have dedicated sex sheets? Nasty ass…

We past that. We got a dedicated sex room.

 

[Pseudonym]

What happens if you don’t have the right sheets

These would be sheets that you don’t mind messing up aka having a permanent oil stain. A double folded flat sheet will do.


I ain’t messing up my good linens

 

[Coli Bot]

A risk you must take for some slipping and sliding

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Don’t talk to the Queen @Pseudonym like that.

As her and all the beautiful strong queens of the coli ally. I can’t let y’all get away with that

She ain't no queen she just my annoying ass cousin. But I appreciate you looking out for her because lawd knows she never could fight

 

[Pseudonym]

Now I got Trick Daddy’s “ slip n slide records” stuck in my head

 

[Pseudonym]

We past that. We got a dedicated sex room.

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

You got that 'happy ending' breh?