Mask and Da Glock
Posting From Rehab
Disclaimer: I have a girlfriend whom I love very much, and if you happen to find out i have a coli account darling: this is hypothetical, I love you so much baby! This is just to make jokes on the internet!
Now, last night I take this girl into my room, we start getting into it. This that you know no details necessary. All of a sudden:
Her: punch me in the face
Me: wh-wh-...in the...face?
Her: Yes I love that
Me: *does a limp wristed flap onto her cheeck*
Her: Punch me in the face, don't be a bytch about it, call me a dirty slut
Me: *Punches* *cringes*....you..you..you're a little d-d-irty whore
Her: : choke me as hard as you can while you fukk me from behind
Me: okay....you need to leave my apartment I'm sorry.
Is there any females here like this? I've never encountered it and I'm not a gentle lover by any means i beat it up like no other but i never have LITERALLY beat it up. What in the fukk happened? I'm still so confused. To help you picture this im a fairly frail 6'2'' white dude, and this girl was a thick latina bytch who happened to show up at my house (apartment) warming party.
Now, last night I take this girl into my room, we start getting into it. This that you know no details necessary. All of a sudden:
Her: punch me in the face
Me: wh-wh-...in the...face?
Her: Yes I love that
Me: *does a limp wristed flap onto her cheeck*
Her: Punch me in the face, don't be a bytch about it, call me a dirty slut
Me: *Punches* *cringes*....you..you..you're a little d-d-irty whore
Her: : choke me as hard as you can while you fukk me from behind
Me: okay....you need to leave my apartment I'm sorry.
Is there any females here like this? I've never encountered it and I'm not a gentle lover by any means i beat it up like no other but i never have LITERALLY beat it up. What in the fukk happened? I'm still so confused. To help you picture this im a fairly frail 6'2'' white dude, and this girl was a thick latina bytch who happened to show up at my house (apartment) warming party.