Mario Was Such A Lame Ass nikka

[Double Burger With Cheese]

If I’m Luigi I’m telling this nikka you got me fukked up, I’m not trying to go on a quest to save these hoes. Princess never even fukked with breh and to be honest dude was just going out sad running after bowser trying to free this bytch. Bowser probably fukked too

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

How does the mushroom kingdom not have a standing army?

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

If I’m Luigi I’m telling this nikka you got me fukked up, I’m not trying to go on a quest to save these hoes. Princess never even fukked with breh and to be honest dude was just going out sad running after bowser trying to free this bytch. Bowser probably fukked too

 

[Complexion]

The dynamics of that relationship were always quite odd. Why would a princess be running around a plumber? Was Bowser really her man and Mario the simp she finessed? Where did all those baby Bowser kids come from, if not her?

Side note: Bowser is an excellent father.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

We got smoke for Mario now?

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[ItsPeople]

a literal simp

 

[Fiji Water]

Mario was really simping so much as he was doing a service to the mushroom kingdom.

Also, peach was married to Bowser at one point so that's more between them being toxic than a reflection of Mario.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

 

[010101]

king koopa should have his own solo joint by now*

 

[Kingshango]

Nah cause Mario went all around the world on his last adventure to save Peach, got denied marriage and almost got left ON THE MOON with Bowser.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I thought we was talking about "Just a Friend" Mario for a second there

 

[maxamusa]

u the type of cat wanna marry your lover/
n go to the end of earth for her, like Mario Brothers/

 

[Complexion]

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