Mario Balotelli da Gawd Appreciation Thread

[HowardHughes]

Super mario the black leo-dicaprio

Running thru hoes like traffic

 

[HowardHughes]

Only dating dimes breh

 

[stepbackj34spud]

And the nikka is great too. Nobody in the Serie A scored more goals than Mario when he came over.

 

[HowardHughes]

And the nikka is great too. Nobody in the Serie A scored more goals than Mario when he came over.

Italian play different football to the english. The move suited him well tho.

But

at smashing all that fine italian supermodel Puzzy

 

[Duvali]

At the constant fukkery he's involved in.

 

[Real]

Thats how you're suppose to act if you're a superstar.

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

Swag on a hundred thousand trillion, him and didier drogba running this soccer sh*t.

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

Not to mention his new chick is a certified dime

 

[Anothergirl]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I love how racist Italy is and dude just keeps SHINING on them fools...

 

[Turbulent]

Balotelli reminds me of Kanye in some ways. dude seems mildly retarded but when he's on and really don't give a fukk

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Didnt he got pulled over in Manchester and he had 25 grand in his car, police asked why and he said something like

"I'm rich and I always got this kind of money with me..."

 

[Turbulent]

Mario Balotelli has it all. Footballing ability, wads of cash and a Belgian model girlfriend. He also possesses extreme confidence.

So much confidence, in fact, that he risked the wrath of Fanny Neguesha by offering her up to the Real Madrid team as a prize for overturning the 4-1 Champions League semifinal first leg scoreline against Borussia Dortmund.

Spanish newspapers such as AS and Marca reported Balotelli as saying (via The Daily Mail), "If Real Madrid come back in Champions League, I'll let my girlfriend sleep with them!"

While Real Madrid didn't come back, neither did Balotelli's girlfriend. Just days after the quote was published, Milan's infamous individual reentered the realm of the single man after Neguesha ended their seven-month love affair (via The Daily Mail).

 

[Turbulent]

Didnt he got pulled over in Manchester and he had 25 grand in his car, police asked why and he said something like

"I'm rich and I always got this kind of money with me..."

Why are you carrying that, sir?

"Because I am rich"

 

[Ghost Like Swayze]

Swag On A Hunnid Thousand Trillion