Man shoots girlfriend in the back for calling The Walking Dead "unrealistic"

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Walking Dead Fan Shoots Girlfriend for Calling Show Unrealistic | Underwire | Wired.com

Jared Gurman is a fan of AMC’s zombie drama The Walking Dead, but not the type of fan that AMC wants.

That’s because Gurman was arrested and charged with attempted murder in Long Island, after reportedly shooting his girlfriend in the back, with a .22 caliber rifle during an extended, heated argument about whether The Walking Dead, which isn’t real, could actually come true and turn us all into brainless bottom-feeders. After that, shyt evidently got too real.

“He felt very adamant,” () explained Nassau County detective lieutenant Raymond Cote at a Tuesday press conference, according to NBC New York. “There could be military mishap that would result in some sort of virus being released that could cause a terrible thing to happen.”

According to police, the woman decided to drop Gurman off at his home rather than spend the night with him after their conversation about the TV show turned ugly. The argument then continued by text message over the evening, and became so heated that she returned to his house to check on him — and found him waiting for her with a gun.

His unidentified girlfriend now has a shattered rib as well as a pierced lung and diaphragm. She’s currently in stable condition, but hopefully breaking up with him.

“She felt it was ridiculous,” Cote said. “He’s passionate about it. And it escalated.”

According to the New York Post, Gurman admitted to the crime after his arrest, telling police that his girlfriend had tried to help him with his feelings of paranoia and that “I was just being an a$$hole.”

Indeed.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I guess you could say she was then the walking dead

 

[The Phoenix]

He is about that life.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

"I was just being an a$$hole"

LMAO

you late on this tho bruh bruh

 

[Bruce Wayne]

It's People like th-

....nevermind

 

[NZA]

he should have been hit in the head with a hammer after this

 

[Kemyran]

IS IT REAL NOW, bytch?

 

[Box Cutta]

It ain't a game bytch....

Let one of these c*nts disrespect Game of Thrones....a bytch will find herself on the wrong end of a longsword....

 

[MBwithadream]

It ain't a game bytch....

Let one of these c*nts disrespect Game of Thrones....a bytch will find herself on the wrong end of a longsword....

 

[Metta World Movement]

I'm not saying he should have shot her.....but I understand.

 

[T-K-G]

It ain't a game bytch....

Let one of these c*nts disrespect Game of Thrones....a bytch will find herself on the wrong end of a longsword....

let a bish even think about slandering the starks




I hope nobody ever makes me catch a body like that brehs

 

[newworldafro]

*Watches what I say about them Housewives Shows being bullshyt around a fan of the show" .....

 

[CoolazzFemale]

*in DMX voice*

"IT'S NOT A fukkING GAME!!!"

People need to get outside more.

 

[Ze Pequeno]

Didn't that sohh poster Sunzoo do time for stabbing a nikka that said 2pac was wack?

 

[GoFlipAPack]

He better shoot her in the head before she turns