MAN LAW!

[R.O. Double]

I know some of you nikkas is fatherless and raised with no male role models. This is just some rules, tips and laws to help you function.

Public Restrooms.

If you walk into a restroom and they have 3 empty urinals, don't go to the middle urinal. That's the move of an a$$hole. You'll end up forcing the person who comes in the restroom after you into a dilemma.You use any of the open urinal on either end.


If you walking into a restroom with a Urinal 1, Urinal 2 and Urinal 3 set up and someone is at Urinal 1, you go to Urinal 3. Leave Urinal 2 open becuz you need space between you and another man holding his penis.

Now if you walk in and someone is in Urinal1 and Urinal 3 it's okay to wait a second until one is open unless it's an emergency then those rules go out the window.

Just remember that there is no talking to people at the urinal and keep yours eyes forward. Nobody likes a dikk watcher.

nikka don't drop your pants to your ankles to pee at a public urinal! That's some weirdo shyt and if you doing that as an adult you're already too far gone.

 

[Lootpack]

 

[lowkey0z]

the 10 stall comandments

edit:

nikka don't drop your pants to your ankles to pee at a public urinal! That's some weirdo shyt and if you doing that as an adult you're already too far gone.

had a cac walk in the bathroom and straight drop his slacks

i damn near teleported out that bytch

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

You probably touch your dikk when you at a urinal, don't you gay ass nikka?

 

[Supa cat]

Op was molested in a public bathroom

 

[R.O. Double]

Handshakes

Get that flimsy limp wristed princess handshake out of here.


I don't want to feel like I'm going to break your hand when I'm just going for a greeting. I ain't saying you gotta come thru crushing nikkas shyt on some hulk hands level, but atleast have a firm handshake my nikka.


Also don't be that weirdo trying to give the handshake and hug on nikkas you meeting for the first time. I don't know you like that bruh, don't get to close.

 

[R.O. Double]

You probably touch your dikk when you at a urinal, don't you gay ass nikka?

Op was molested in a public bathroom

This thread is for Fatherless nikkas like y'all who never been told nothing.

You're welcome.

Edit: here's a picture break down I found.

 

[R.O. Double]

You should never knowingly fukk a broad that your homie smashed before.

If your homie's ex is getting at you, she only wanna fukk you to get back at your boy for whatever he did.

If that's really your nikka like you claim he is, you not gonna put catching a nut over your boys.

 

[Supa cat]

This thread is for Fatherless nikkas like y'all who never been told nothing.

You're welcome.

Edit: here's a picture break down I found.

Not fatherless and this is common sense, seems like you tryba prove to the coli you a "real man"

 

[SirReginald]

I know some of you nikkas is fatherless and raised with no male role models. This is just some rules, tips and laws to help you function.

Public Restrooms.

If you walk into a restroom and they have 3 empty urinals, don't go to the middle urinal. That's the move of an a$$hole. You'll end up forcing the person who comes in the restroom after you into a dilemma.You use any of the open urinal on either end.


If you walking into a restroom with a Urinal 1, Urinal 2 and Urinal 3 set up and someone is at Urinal 1, you go to Urinal 3. Leave Urinal 2 open becuz you need space between you and another man holding his penis.

Now if you walk in and someone is in Urinal1 and Urinal 3 it's okay to wait a second until one is open unless it's an emergency then those rules go out the window.

Just remember that there is no talking to people at the urinal and keep yours eyes forward. Nobody likes a dikk watcher.

nikka don't drop your pants to your ankles to pee at a public urinal! That's some weirdo shyt and if you doing that as an adult you're already too far gone.

Also, don't hold a convo in the restroom with other men. That right there is sus and means you probably have girl traits

 

[R.O. Double]

Not fatherless and this is common sense, seems like you tryba prove to the coli you a "real man"

I ain't trying to prove nothing.

I invited nikkas to come in and contribute and you seemed to be confused and misconstrued what I was saying. So I figured if you can't contribute then you could learn instead.

Some would say the thread on "Dealing with Women" that's been stickied since the forums started is common sense also.

Give you a tip tho. Common Sense is not so common.

Also @Yagirlcheatinonus did the name first and better.

 

[Supa cat]

I ain't trying to prove nothing.

I invited nikkas to come in and contribute and you seemed to be confused and misconstrued what I was saying. So I figured if you can't contribute then you could learn instead.

Some would say the thread on "Dealing with Women" that's been stickied since the forums started is common sense also.

Give you a tip tho. Common Sense is not so common.

Also @Yagirlcheatinonus did the name first and better.

I was fukkin around this nikka actually tight keep writing them essays breh

 

[Keep_It_Hip_Hop_Fam]

 

[R.O. Double]

I was fukkin around this nikka actually tight keep writing them essays breh

Wow? That's an essay to YOU?!

My bad, I didn't know.

 

[R.O. Double]

Violation.