Thai man bitten on testicles by python while sitting on the toilet
In a desperate attempt to break its grasp, Thanat grabbed the toilet brush and started whacking at the snake's head until it loosened its grip and died
man bitten by python while sitting on the toilet :picard:
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I just knew this was in some fukked up country
This shyt happens every few years in Thailand 
MajesticLion
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This is definitely one of the worst case scenario. Caught on the shytter when you most vulnerable and it goes for the jewels. I guess he should be happy it wasn't a venomous snake.
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Richard Glidewell
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I bet this goes unreported in Florida all the time........I just knew this was going to be about Florida.........it ain't but I'm never taking my foot off florida neck...... 
I bet this goes unreported in Florida all the time........I just knew this was going to be about Florida.........it ain't but I'm never taking my foot off florida neck......
But it’s not
Rhyme n Tekniq
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this fear has been unlocked since I was 11 or 12, dont know what I watched, but I've religiously checked and flushed the toilet before sitting down since
I'm guessing it was the beginning of that sea monster movie Deep Rising, There's a scene where a chick sits on the toilet and ....ummm...yeah
Also the truck carrying logs on the highway scene from Final Destination. I dont drive behind trucks carrying shyt for this very reason. in fact I've seen the IRL equivalent happen to somebody on the road . I wass passing the scene of the accident on the road and the front end of the car was smashed in and buried under a bunch of 30 ft street light poles or some shyt. and one of the poles was sticking out of the windshield just like the scene in the movie
May sound like an illogical fear to some, but it can and has happen IRL. I dont believe in taking risk of that caliber. you nikkas can keep tailgaiting behemoths on 20 wheels carrying huge ass loads so heavy they need steel cables to "secure it". half of these MF are using standard U-line straps
fukk. every.bit of. that. shyt.
I'm guessing it was the beginning of that sea monster movie Deep Rising, There's a scene where a chick sits on the toilet and ....ummm...yeah
Also the truck carrying logs on the highway scene from Final Destination. I dont drive behind trucks carrying shyt for this very reason. in fact I've seen the IRL equivalent happen to somebody on the road . I wass passing the scene of the accident on the road and the front end of the car was smashed in and buried under a bunch of 30 ft street light poles or some shyt. and one of the poles was sticking out of the windshield just like the scene in the movie
May sound like an illogical fear to some, but it can and has happen IRL. I dont believe in taking risk of that caliber. you nikkas can keep tailgaiting behemoths on 20 wheels carrying huge ass loads so heavy they need steel cables to "secure it". half of these MF are using standard U-line straps
fukk. every.bit of. that. shyt.
Imagine how hard you gotta hit something to kill it with a toilet brush
. Mans was fighting for his life.
Same. I think they’ve used that scene in multiple movies because I’ve seen that before and it’s definitely a fear of mine
Carolina Slim
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I bet this goes unreported in Florida all the time........I just knew this was going to be about Florida.........it ain't but I'm never taking my foot off florida neck......
I remember seeing a report in Florida about someone lifting up the toilet seat and there was a python just chillin in the bowl
LebronsHairline
AKA Chief Green Leaf
I remember seeing a vid of some dude who kicked up a regular looking bathroom stall seat and there was a giant fukking turantula under that bytch just chilling