Man attempts selfie in front of moving train. Conductor kicks him in the head to save his life.

[Julius Skrrvin]

VIDEO: Train Selfie Goes Horribly Wrong When Driver Sticks Boot Out

Jared Michael tried to take a video selfie in front of a passing train from, in his own words, “a safe distance.” Thanks to the video above, we know a “safe” distance to Jared is roughly the length of one leg, because the driver of the train stuck his boot out and kicked Jared right upside the head.

And it was glorious. Let us never forget:

YOUTUBE / JARED MICHAEL

VIA YOUTUBE / JARED MICHAEL



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[Serious]

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Stupid cac. I wish the conductor would have straight decapitated his dumbass. I mean, think of all the Facebook likes and retweets he could have gotten!

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[MBwithadream]

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Stupid cac. I wish the conductor would have straight decapitated his dumbass. I mean, think of all the Facebook likes and retweets he could have gotten!

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Your lust for violence is disconcerting, friend.

 

[yoyoyo1]

and ironically he posts this online and gets thousands of likes and comments, completing his mission

 

[Suicide King]

Sheeps. I love them. And its easier than ever to spot them.

There is a lot of money to be made off simple minded people.

 

[tmonster]

such a versatile smilie had to be done
works for
-"I ain't even mad"
-"Ether"
-"you gon get that work"

 

[Fervid]

 

[TLOL is back]

Within seconds of being kicked in the head by someone on a moving train he says "and I got that on film." I guess he just didn't need time to process the shock at all

 

[tru_m.a.c]

the conductor was behind the very front of the train. if he was actually in the path, he would've been hit regardless

secondly, when the conductor kicks him, his foot connects with the kids chin. the conductor actually put him in more harm. if his foot connects with his neck and his momentum pulls him into the train, then what?

but fukk it. that dumb ass deserved it.

 

[Calmye]

the conductor was behind the very front of the train. if he was actually in the path, he would've been hit regardless

secondly, when the conductor kicks him, his foot connects with the kids chin. the conductor actually put him in more harm. if his foot connects with his neck and his momentum pulls him into the train, then what?

but fukk it. that dumb ass deserved it.

wtf do you think would've happen if the black medial bar hit him?

 

[tmonster]

Within seconds of being kicked in the head by someone on a moving train he says "and I got that on film." I guess he just didn't need time to process the shock at all

A kick like that can have a guy not thinking too straight, but that seems to have been his starting point

 

[Mr. Pink]

I don't know why but I get the distinct impression that he's a feminist and a vegan.

 

[tmonster]

I don't know why but I get the distinct impression that he's a feminist and a vegan.