6/7 matches
Winners/finish
Venue
Announcers
Let's rock
Winners/finish
Venue
Announcers
Let's rock
Make your WOAT nightmare card
- Thread starter Ed MOTHERFUCKING G
- Start date
Venue:
Van andel arena in Grand rapids MI
Announcers:
Mongo McMichael, Mike ademle, 2016 lawler
Main event:
WORLD TITLE
Jeff Jarrett vs Buff Bagwell - ironman match
IC title
The Great Khali vs Golga
Submission match
Tag titles
the young bucks vs silver king and sin cara
Woman's title
Jenna from survivor vs fabulous moolah
Fake razor and fake diesel vs fake Rosie odonnell and fake Donald trump
Stephanie McMahon and HHH opening promo
Van andel arena in Grand rapids MI
Announcers:
Mongo McMichael, Mike ademle, 2016 lawler
Main event:
WORLD TITLE
Jeff Jarrett vs Buff Bagwell - ironman match
IC title
The Great Khali vs Golga
Submission match
Tag titles
the young bucks vs silver king and sin cara
Woman's title
Jenna from survivor vs fabulous moolah
Fake razor and fake diesel vs fake Rosie odonnell and fake Donald trump
Stephanie McMahon and HHH opening promo
a WWE Livewire broadcast guest hosted by The Great Khali providing his summary and takes on the following matches:
From Little Rock, AR
Alisha Fox goes over Tamina in a 30 minute ironwoman match.
A brief promo between Eugene challenging The Blue Meanie to a dance off
Hornswaggle (with help from Dink, El Torito, and this guy "Clorcas"
)defeats Big Show in a table match
Meat and one of Adam Rose's Rosebud's lose a handicap match against the oddities
Zach Gowen defeats Chris Melendez in a four corners strap match (cross promotional WWE vs. TNA)
Triple H defeats CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Booker T, Kendrick, and Sting in a handicap "buried alive" match
From Little Rock, AR
Alisha Fox goes over Tamina in a 30 minute ironwoman match.
A brief promo between Eugene challenging The Blue Meanie to a dance off
Hornswaggle (with help from Dink, El Torito, and this guy "Clorcas"
Meat and one of Adam Rose's Rosebud's lose a handicap match against the oddities
Zach Gowen defeats Chris Melendez in a four corners strap match (cross promotional WWE vs. TNA)
Triple H defeats CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Booker T, Kendrick, and Sting in a handicap "buried alive" match
Live From Arizona 
Commentating is Michael Cole & Byron Saxton
Jackie Gayda vs Cameron ends in a dusty finish after both women accidentally pin each other.
ZSJR vs Randy Orton Iron Man match Match begins with a hot crowd all excited because ZSJR been killing it on the indies or so they've heard. Minutes into the match they're looking like
after realizing we're going the full sixty. Match ends with Orton winning 6 to 1 with Randy hitting each RKO off of reversals from some weird contortion Sabre put him in ZSJR lone win coming
from some intricate roll up.
Neville vs HHH for the king moniker. Neville carries the feud and challenges HHH to prove once and for all who is the true king even though no one wants to see this. A bloated HHH goes over after working a 9 minute match he puts Neville down with a sledgehammer knuckle sandwich because his knees are too bad to do the pedigree.
Bray Wyatt vs Roman Reigns Kennel from hell. The match ends when the lights go out and come back on we see one of the dogs in the middle of the ring with a fedora on signaling it's allegiance to Bray. Michael shouts out "How can the big dog over come a dog!" and Saxton point out "There are no rules that says a dog can't wrestle" Bray grabs a distracted Reigns for a Sister Abigail, Reigns blocks it and hits a superman punch, then does his spear over the dog and wins.
Jinder Mahal vs Daniel Bryan for the World Championship. Jinder Mahal is laying his shyt in, strong style. Match goes decently probably Jinder's best match in fact.Bryan does his little comeback but gets distracted by The Bollywood boys harassing Brie at ringside he hops out fights them slide back in the ring gets the cobra clutch slam and Jinder wins. After his victory Jinder gets on the mic saying how America hates diversity etc and how no one can stop him and how he wants to challenge another Real American to a championship match, Hogan theme hits and the place goes nuts...
Commentating is Michael Cole & Byron Saxton
Jackie Gayda vs Cameron ends in a dusty finish after both women accidentally pin each other.
ZSJR vs Randy Orton Iron Man match Match begins with a hot crowd all excited because ZSJR been killing it on the indies or so they've heard. Minutes into the match they're looking like
after realizing we're going the full sixty. Match ends with Orton winning 6 to 1 with Randy hitting each RKO off of reversals from some weird contortion Sabre put him in ZSJR lone win comingfrom some intricate roll up.
Neville vs HHH for the king moniker. Neville carries the feud and challenges HHH to prove once and for all who is the true king even though no one wants to see this. A bloated HHH goes over after working a 9 minute match he puts Neville down with a sledgehammer knuckle sandwich because his knees are too bad to do the pedigree.
Bray Wyatt vs Roman Reigns Kennel from hell. The match ends when the lights go out and come back on we see one of the dogs in the middle of the ring with a fedora on signaling it's allegiance to Bray. Michael shouts out "How can the big dog over come a dog!" and Saxton point out "There are no rules that says a dog can't wrestle" Bray grabs a distracted Reigns for a Sister Abigail, Reigns blocks it and hits a superman punch, then does his spear over the dog and wins.
Jinder Mahal vs Daniel Bryan for the World Championship. Jinder Mahal is laying his shyt in, strong style. Match goes decently probably Jinder's best match in fact.Bryan does his little comeback but gets distracted by The Bollywood boys harassing Brie at ringside he hops out fights them slide back in the ring gets the cobra clutch slam and Jinder wins. After his victory Jinder gets on the mic saying how America hates diversity etc and how no one can stop him and how he wants to challenge another Real American to a championship match, Hogan theme hits and the place goes nuts...
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
Golga shade 
Brainchild
#SDSet
Venue: Corpus Christie
Announcers: 3 Michael Coles
Pre Show:
1. Shinsuke vs. AJ wrestle an amazing match up until the end, when Bray Wyatt's music hits and AJ gets the distraction rollup.
2. Enzo Amore pins Neville clean in a 7 minute squash to start a 4 year Cruiserweight Title reign.
Main Card:
3. Eric Rowan and Big Show, Stairs Match II goes for 15 minutes, ends when Bray Wyatt's music hits and Rowan gets the distraction rollup.
4. Noam Dar vs. Drew Gulak
5. Any Randy Orton match, details irrelevant.
6. Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose goes for 30 minutes, mostly consists of Dean lightly punching the air around Bray's head. Match ends when Bray Wyatt's music hits and Dean gets the distraction rollup.
7. Kane's music hits, he comes out with the old mask. Crowd goes nuts, until he then spends 40 minutes on the mic discussing the merits of libertarianism
8. Main Event consists of Triple H pedigree'ing all Latino and black wrestlers in the locker room one and a time, then slowly rolling over and pinning each one individually.
This is my nightmare
Announcers: 3 Michael Coles
Pre Show:
1. Shinsuke vs. AJ wrestle an amazing match up until the end, when Bray Wyatt's music hits and AJ gets the distraction rollup.
2. Enzo Amore pins Neville clean in a 7 minute squash to start a 4 year Cruiserweight Title reign.
Main Card:
3. Eric Rowan and Big Show, Stairs Match II goes for 15 minutes, ends when Bray Wyatt's music hits and Rowan gets the distraction rollup.
4. Noam Dar vs. Drew Gulak
5. Any Randy Orton match, details irrelevant.
6. Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose goes for 30 minutes, mostly consists of Dean lightly punching the air around Bray's head. Match ends when Bray Wyatt's music hits and Dean gets the distraction rollup.
7. Kane's music hits, he comes out with the old mask. Crowd goes nuts, until he then spends 40 minutes on the mic discussing the merits of libertarianism
8. Main Event consists of Triple H pedigree'ing all Latino and black wrestlers in the locker room one and a time, then slowly rolling over and pinning each one individually.
This is my nightmare