Make up a movie scene and a corny one liner

[diggy]

Man is sitting in his chair at home reading and an assassin sneaks up behind him to slit his throat. The man calmly reaches up, grabs the assassins head and pushes his thumbs into the assassins eyes...one of them(eye) falls into his lap as he snaps the assassins neck

Then he says

”I see you are still trying to keep an eye on me”

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[diggy]

Pushes man off diving board but he lands a perfect back tummy tuck

"I really expected you to flop like this thread"

 

[Red Omega]

 

[Box Cutta]

Diggy makes a thread that flops on The Arcadium. Box Cutta disses him and they get into a heated online engagement. Diggy gets so upset that he hunts down Box Cutta irl.

Diggy : "Didn't think you was gonna see me" *Pulls out Shotgun*
Box Cutta : "You ain't about that knife" *Pulls out knife* (Note the pun)
Diggy : *Aims shotgun at BC's chest*
Box Cutta : *Backflip kicks the shot gun outta Diggy's hands*

Box Cutta : "One star"....*Knife through throat*
Diggy :
Box Cutta : "......and negative rep" *Shotgun through Diggy's dome*

You said corny breh...

 

[TreyAce]

A man breaks into a car and tries to start it after cutting some wires. Then he starts
screaming in pain while pulls out his hand to see it completely melted. A laughing cop
pulls the man out of the car and says
"Now you know the true meaning of hotwiring"


i tried