Ma'am, I wanna nut in you so deep that search and rescue cant find the cream

[Nintendough]

Not even with sonar and secret technology could they locate it brehette. I would watch my stuff drip down your leg down to your ankles and cry a stale tear of joy while watching. It would take 3 business days for the drip to make it all the way down to your feline lips, it would start its journey from all the way up in your forehead muscles. Allow my spicy asiago sauce to drench your sandwich.:HickenGOAT3::razor:....even though you don't deserve it. :HickenGOAT3:

 

[Action Jackson]

Time out

@12-15 seconds needs a gif

off the charts

Ok back to your simpin breh

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Where the bish at? Dont nobody wanna c no vanilla soul eem tho this song is cool; one star on the no pic corollary

 

[King Theo]

hall and oats is my karaoke go to i get the white milfs and cougars goin crazy

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Whoa, im on so many levels at the vid...
at the sho nuff soul glo on them nikkas
at bill clinton on the saxomaphone
at the porn stache
at justin timberlake daddy

 

[Binary]

The OP sexually assaulted me through that post.

 

[Boolean]

The OP sexually assaulted me through that post.

you ain't complaining :fry:

 

[Binary]

you ain't complaining :fry:

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[innocentdevil]

 

[TheArchitect]

I always wondered who sang that track....'tis my shyt though....

 

[Nintendough]

*cooks it up while slow dancing by myself*

I want to make you cry during an argument so I can test my cape powers while trying to make you smile again.

Taking a nap with you after I get off of work would be equivilent to finding an unknown, tucked away beach near the center of the earth and watching a sea made of fire brush against the shore.

I wanna come in the kitchen and slap you on the buns while you cook me rice and beans...I'd teach you how to dance how I want you dance.



*Does a Victor Cruz dance in the endzone*

 

[Nintendough]

you ain't complaining :fry:

Do they ever complain?

 

[Binary]

Do they ever complain?

 

[Nintendough]

@Binary This thread is dedicated to a brehette, but it aint you....don't ruin it for her. However for your potent display of disrespect you will be the first brehette to be perma banned from the waterfalls and the lush fields of my poetic kingdom.....

GIFSoup

The twilight shalt be a most endured one...it shalt.....it shalt....it shalt...the simp famine is near, the winter shall be colder than cold.

 

[Binary]

@Binary This thread is dedicated to a brehette, but it aint you....don't ruin it for her. However for your potent display of disrespect you will be the first brehette to be perma banned from the waterfalls and the lush fields of my poetic kingdom.....

The twilight shalt be a most endured one...it shalt.....it shalt....it shalt...the simp famine is near, the winter shall be colder than cold.