Low Key, Anakin Skywalker was a simp

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There wasn't nothing low key about it breh. It was his wife though. :manny:

Nothing wrong with trying to keep his family together breh,you know how much child support for twins gonna cost a Jedi?
 
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Anakin was a simp yes, but it started when he was taken from his mother so young, had horrifically bad dreams of her demise, went back to save her only to find that her punk ass husband deserted her to be raped and beaten by Sand people and ultimately dying in his arms....

In short dude wasn't raised right.... A simp is born
 

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Anakin was a simp yes, but it started when he was taken by his mother so young, had horrifically bad dreams of her demise, went back to save her only to find that her punk ass husband deserted her to be raped and beaten by Sand people and ultimately dying in his arms....

In short dude wasn't raised right.... A simp is born

that single mom parenting :steviej:
 

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You and Anakin have more in common then you think.

Anakin was like you when you were in love with that Russian bytch who crushed you into dust and made you humble. The woman who made it easier for you to turn to the darkside. From the dust you were reborn but something was different......

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Then, just like Anakin you got over the bytch, and became a lot harder on hoes.

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