LOL at Trump's Resignation Letter to the SAG-AFTRA Union

[Drew Wonder]

This dude really namedropped Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Fresh Prince

Ms. Carteris:

I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares!

While I’m not familiar with your work, I’m very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice – to name just a few!

I’ve also greatly helped the cable news television business (said to be a dying platform with not much time left until I got involved in politics), and created thousands of jobs at networks such as MSDNC and Fake News CNN, among many others.

Which brings me to your blatant attempt at free media attention to distract from your dismal record as a union. Your organization has done little for its members, and nothing for me – besides collecting dues and promoting dangerous un-American policies and ideas – as evident by your massive unemployment rates and lawsuits from celebrated actors, who even recorded a video asking, “Why isn’t the union fighting for me?”

These, however, are policy failures. Your disciplinary failures are even more egregious.

I no longer wish to be associated with your union.

As such, this letter is to inform you of my immediate resignation from SAG-AFTRA. You have done nothing for me.

Regards,


President Donald J. Trump

 

[Stir Fry]

MSDNC

 

[TheGodling]

The best part is that SAG-AFTRA responded to the resignation with 'Thank you'.

 

[Wargames]

This doesn’t matter because Trump doesn’t matter.

It’ll take a while but we’ll soon just ignore his hijinks

 

[HipHopStan]

This doesn’t matter because Trump doesn’t matter.

It’ll take a while but we’ll soon just ignore his hijinks

The best place for Trump to be now is in the rear view mirror. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm tired of talking about him.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Might help the legal case against him that he's sending out official papers as "President Trump"

A signal to his base that he considers himself the legitimate Pres.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Why does his signature look like a lifeline?

 

[Jello Biafra]

I legit thought that was some fake thing that was done for jokes.

 

[Smashius Clay]

We really elected a troll to the presidency.

 

[HipHopStan]

Why does his signature look like a lifeline?

It looks like the readings that a machine takes whenever there's an earthquake.

 

[Mike_Pipeson]

It looks like the readings that a machine takes whenever there's an earthquake.

Seismograph is the word you looking for, breh

 

[HipHopStan]

Seismograph is the word you looking for, breh

Thanks? I guess.

 

[ryderldb]

Why does his signature look like a lifeline?

Looking like he used a fukking sharpie to sign too.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

We really elected a troll to the presidency.

Welcome from under your rock.

 

[Smashius Clay]

Welcome from under your rock.

ok, thanks?