Little Caesars really is the king of chain pizza

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Papa Johns - sweet sauce, thick wheat based dough with thick crust, still has inventory from when the old ceo was in, so the ingredients don’t like u.

Dominoes- thick wheat crust, admittedly used cheaper low quality ingredients to cut costs.

Pizza Hut- spongy pizza dredged in tons of fake butter sauce. You can moisturize your entire body with a slice of Pizza Hut pizza.

Lik Caesars- great bang for your buck, nice light crust, stretchy cheese, balanced flavor profile, aesthetic pizza box. (Bonus: CEO payed Rosa Parks bills)
 
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little caesars is like if you at a party at the end of the night and a fat bytch says she wants you to take her home. it's technically pullin somethin, but absolutely nothin to brag about or be happy about. it was times after i ate little caesars when i sat there questionin what i was doin with my life.
 

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It’s just what Jimmy John’s is. If you want a sub in 10 minutes get JJ. If you want to just walk in a pizza spot and get a pie for $5 get LC.

Lowkey the best chain is also a MI chain called Hungry Howies.

Best national chain is probably Dominoes

Hungry Howies is like bootleg Dominoes. Lil Caesar be packed to the brim anytime I go. All the others be empty den a mofo.
 
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