Lies you put down on your CV/Resume???

[mortuus est]

i was the top supervisor at a restaurant that was only successful in the summer

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i invented the question mark....ask me about it.

 

[MikelArteta]

never good to lie

but just the reg hogwash, great communicator and works well with others.

 

[ChrisDorner]

I always lie about the reason I stopped working at my old jobs

I socked a nikka in the mouth one time & got fired, put on my resume that I was just employed seasonally

Apparently the reason I was terminated was never on file so why tell employers about it

 

[Renkz]

I haven't really worked since 2008, but on my resume I put it as 2011 or 2012. That and job duties that I listed I never actually did.

 

[mortuus est]

never good to lie

but just the reg hogwash, great communicator and works well with others.

but everybody lies

 

[PhonZhi]

i almost made this thread myself!! i recently made up a lie that i worked for a delivery company so i could get a driving job with fedex. fedex requires 1 year of delivery experience and i only had 6 months. i even put my brothers number down so that he would lie for me when they called references it worked too!! i take my road test Thur

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

i almost made this thread myself!! i recently made up a lie that i worked for a delivery company so i could get a driving job with fedex. fedex requires 1 year of delivery experience and i only had 6 months. i even put my brothers number down so that he would lie for me when they called references it worked too!! i take my road test Thur

At least you have some experience.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I did 4 years of college, but since I changed my major too much, I didn't get the degree. On my res I just put the name of the school. Never been asked about it

 

[ThugLife]

I did 4 years of college, but since I changed my major too much, I didn't get the degree. On my res I just put the name of the school. Never been asked about it

 

[mortuus est]

i almost made this thread myself!! i recently made up a lie that i worked for a delivery company so i could get a driving job with fedex. fedex requires 1 year of delivery experience and i only had 6 months. i even put my brothers number down so that he would lie for me when they called references it worked too!! i take my road test Thur

coli fam getting one over the system

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I did 4 years of college, but since I changed my major too much, I didn't get the degree. On my res I just put the name of the school. Never been asked about it

fukkin' right

 

[Suge Knight]

I always copy the job description as my experience, doubt anyone reads that shyt..

I sent out over 1200 resumes to get 3 call backs.

I'm gonna make a resume to see if I get replies.

 

[Suge Knight]

Ill just leave this here.. http://www.trollingforjobs.com/

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I always copy the job description as my experience, doubt anyone reads that shyt..

I sent out over 1200 resumes to get 3 call backs.

I'm gonna make a resume to see if I get replies.

Make a thread