Lies pandhandlers tell you for a dollar?

[valet]

What are the worst lies that homeless people tell you to get a quarter? Obviously, if you're from a rich area this doesn't apply. The biggest lie is actually them saying they're not homeless. I'm like You got on two different type of shoes, bro. But usually they're trying to get to suburbs and don't have enough bus money.

 

[flea]

this one dude asked me for a dollar to get something to eat. his story was that he's a pilot and ended up on the wrong side of town and two black guys robbed him for his bag pack. meanwhile the nikka's wearing a dirty promotional burger king t-shirt and smelling like a bucket of urine. i told him what i tell all panhandlers, "i aint got shyt! "

 

[-G$-]

@ sticking around for a story

 

[klientel]

God is good