those alias threads had me dead. the busta rhymes joints:
*Ruins Method Mans Career*
*Gets harassed by Def Jam Security, Denied Access*
*Sneaks into Def Jam disguised as Pizza Boy*
*Forces Kevin Liles to listen to Bad Song and Make it Method Man's first single without his approval*
*Method man finds out, can't say no, because after all: "Its Busta, and He's a legend, how can you turn down a legend?"
*Screams*
*Forgets Its Rampage's Birthday*
*Buys Lamborghini*
*Tells Rampage he can use it whenever he wants*
*Never gives him keys*
YO (Hooh) BENZINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps on Benzino's back) Whattup Fam (HAA!!), You got me for that cover story right fam (HAAAH!)
*Steals Benzino's phonebook for future colaborations*
Yo Shonuff, I'll smash your face in like watermelon fruit, don't disrespect the GOD Bussa Buss Like that again.
*calls whatever company that produced the last dragon to try to make pt. II staring me as Sho'nuff*
*Screams for no reason*
*Buys outlandish clothing*
*Blames all past record labels for bad, non-selling music*
GGGGG-UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLIPMODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ignores Spliff Stars phone calls on the 1st of the month*
*Makes Baby Sham wash fleet of cars with mexicans*
*Shows up at Jay-Z's house un-announced at 10am*
HOV!!! (HOO) Yo, we still on for that madden right? (HAA!) Maybe after that we could do a track?
*Sees Jay-Z's phonebook, steals it*
*Shows up on "The War Report" Album for no apparent reason*
*Sends Roses to Afeni Shakur's home with note attached*
"Dear Afeni, You already know me as the Legend Busta Rhymes, I've probably visited your son's home on many occassions, I've even slept over your house before, if you don't remember. Im a legend in this rap game that worked with everyone, I want to be on a Posthumous Tupac CD, there is no way you can say no. OH OH OH, I already have the first single".
*Throws outlandish clothes away in place of Jersey's and fitted hats, But keeps the tight jeans*
*Violently Hugs Jadakiss*
YOOOOOOO!!! KISS (HAAA!!!)
When you making why pt.III?
YO ZINO, MAYBE BOTH OF US COULD SPLIT THE COVERS? LIKE...YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW XXL DOES IT?? PICTURE THAT, ME, NAS............LEGENDS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT SAY NO TO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! (WHOOOOO HAAAAAAA)
*Forces Talib Kweli to put me on the get by remix, he talks about it in XXL, but Im not mad, Im a legend*
*Drives away in Lamborghini when Rah Digga's kids ask for food*
*Blames J Records for vomit album, but still has Alicia Keys on speed dial*
*Signs to Aftermath in hopes of forcing my way into being the 6th member of G-Unit*
*Ignores Spliff Star's rent money request, instead, sends him a Bushi Sweatshirt*
*Drives away in Lamborghini wearing tacky, outlandish clothing*
*Drinks Moutain Dew*
*Hugs Juelz Santana Violently, until he almost stumbles*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JUELZ (HAAAH!), Im feeling the whole circumfrence and dynamics of the entire Dip Set Movement, I salute you my n!gga. Listen though, I was thinking, to push your carrer over the hills of Mt.Kilamanjoro, you should do a track with a certified legend, Since Def Jam didn't want to sign me and sh!t, I'll just settle on appearing on their specials, Video Games, BBQ's and all their artists music (WHOOO HAA!) Flipmode, G-Unit, Dipset, We run NY right? right?
Yo fam, where you going? Its aiight, I got your number and your address.
You play madden right?
*Goes to Wu-Tangs crib un-announced in hopes that they are filming MTV cribs......Again*
*Gets on a song Dissing Ja Rule*
*Apologizes at the end in hopes of future collaboration if he makes a comeback*
i know that jeezy line, im pretty sure he said polos
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