Let's make up some BAD movie concepts....

[jadillac]

Sort of like the Adam Sandler thread a while back.

I love doing these.




Cortimus Windheim (Cort), is a guitar builder & part-time musician from small-town Idaho.

After being the most popular kid in high school, his early adult life has been anything but great. Frustrated with life, one day he decides to just pack up and move to LA to start over. After 3 weeks of not finding work in LA, sleeping in his car off Skid Row, Cort is about to give up and go back to Idaho...when miraculously he meets the girl of his dreams named Ana (played by Megan Foxx). Ana also just moved to LA for work, a true southern belle from Georgia; Ana is everything Cort ever wanted in a woman. They hit it off greatly, and Ana let’s Cort basically move in and sleep on her sofa. He now has a new lease on life.


One evening Cort goes to an open mic night with one of the guitars he built, and he plays a song he wrote about Ana called, "Girl, It's You". Someone in the crowd records the song and posts it to YouTube and it goes viral in a few days!! Suddenly record execs are trying to contact Cort because they think he can be a star, and likewise famous musicians now want him to build custom guitars for them. In a matter of weeks Cort has become famous. Everyone loves his story and everyone loves Cort!


But with all the sudden wealth and fame, Cort turns into a different person behind the scenes. He develops a sex addiction and has to sleep with whatever women he comes into contact with. Pretty, ugly, skinny, fat…....it doesn’t matter, Cort has to have them all. Multiple women a day. Ana's knows all this and is heartbroken....Cort tells Ana he loves her and only her, "but I gotta hit these hoes, babe”

In this modern day look at true love and relationships gone awry, will Cort and Anna’s relationship survive fame? Can Cort be faithful?


Taylor Lautner stars in “No Strings Attached”

 

[He Who Posts Well]

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Sort of like the Adam Sandler thread a while back.

I love doing these.




Cortimus Windheim (Cort), is a guitar builder & part-time musician from small-town Idaho.

After being the most popular kid in high school, his early adult life has been anything but great. Frustrated with life, one day he decides to just pack up and move to LA to start over. After 3 weeks of not finding work in LA, sleeping in his car off Skid Row, Cort is about to give up and go back to Idaho...when miraculously he meets the girl of his dreams named Ana (played by Megan Foxx). Ana also just moved to LA for work, a true southern belle from Georgia; Ana is everything Cort ever wanted in a woman. They hit it off greatly, and Ana let’s Cort basically move in and sleep on her sofa. He now has a new lease on life.


One evening Cort goes to an open mic night with one of the guitars he built, and he plays a song he wrote about Ana called, "Girl, It's You". Someone in the crowd records the song and posts it to YouTube and it goes viral in a few days!! Suddenly record execs are trying to contact Cort because they think he can be a star, and likewise famous musicians now want him to build custom guitars for them. In a matter of weeks Cort has become famous. Everyone loves his story and everyone loves Cort!


But with all the sudden wealth and fame, Cort turns into a different person behind the scenes. He develops a sex addiction and has to sleep with whatever women he comes into contact with. Pretty, ugly, skinny, fat…....it doesn’t matter, Cort has to have them all. Multiple women a day. Ana's knows all this and is heartbroken....Cort tells Ana he loves her and only her, "but I gotta hit these hoes, babe”

In this modern day look at true love and relationships gone awry, will Cort and Anna’s relationship survive fame? Can Cort be faithful?


Taylor Lautner stars in “No Strings Attached”

shyt that's actually not bad

Have some bomb ass music. Cameos from stars. bytches getting naked and fukked. Him balling with his new money.

Then the classic story of him giving it all up to take his girl home and live a normal life. Complete with Megan fox's first nude sex scene

You got my money

 

[Kuwka_Atcha_Ratcha]

A mid 20's woman addicted to social media, is in a storm and finds out her man is cheating via facebook, as she is seeingt the evidence she gets hit by lightning, and her soul gets trapped in the internet. she then uses all electrical devices to try and kill her cheating boyfriend, including electricuting him via the toaster, when his new girl comes over to Netflix and chill she talks to him through the tv like poltergist and she also torments him in his car radio. her boyfriend must use his wit and his stable of hoes to kill her for good

 

[jadillac]

shyt that's actually not bad

Have some bomb ass music. Cameos from stars. bytches getting naked and fukked. Him balling with his new money.

Then the classic story of him giving it all up to take his girl home and live a normal life. Complete with Megan fox's first nude sex scene

You got my money

I love doing these. You can really just let your mind run free with ridiculousness.

 

[jadillac]

A mid 20's woman addicted to social media, is in a storm and finds out her man is cheating via facebook, as she is seeingt the evidence she gets hit by lightning, and her soul gets trapped in the internet. she then uses all electrical devices to try and kill her cheating boyfriend, including electricuting him via the toaster, when his new girl comes over to Netflix and chill she talks to him through the tv like poltergist and she also torments him in his car radio. her boyfriend must use his wit and his stable of hoes to kill her for good

Not bad.

Just to add a bit. Maybe he has to move to a foreign country devoid of electricity in order to escape the girl. Can he survive without electricty for a full month until she's no longer heartbroken.

What's the title though?

 

[manyfaces]

Not bad.

Just to add a bit. Maybe he has to move to a foreign country devoid of electricity in order to escape the girl. Can he survive without electricty for a full month until she's no longer heartbroken.

What's the title though?

Netflix and Kill

 

[manyfaces]

Sort of like the Adam Sandler thread a while back.

I love doing these.




Cortimus Windheim (Cort), is a guitar builder & part-time musician from small-town Idaho.

After being the most popular kid in high school, his early adult life has been anything but great. Frustrated with life, one day he decides to just pack up and move to LA to start over. After 3 weeks of not finding work in LA, sleeping in his car off Skid Row, Cort is about to give up and go back to Idaho...when miraculously he meets the girl of his dreams named Ana (played by Megan Foxx). Ana also just moved to LA for work, a true southern belle from Georgia; Ana is everything Cort ever wanted in a woman. They hit it off greatly, and Ana let’s Cort basically move in and sleep on her sofa. He now has a new lease on life.


One evening Cort goes to an open mic night with one of the guitars he built, and he plays a song he wrote about Ana called, "Girl, It's You". Someone in the crowd records the song and posts it to YouTube and it goes viral in a few days!! Suddenly record execs are trying to contact Cort because they think he can be a star, and likewise famous musicians now want him to build custom guitars for them. In a matter of weeks Cort has become famous. Everyone loves his story and everyone loves Cort!


But with all the sudden wealth and fame, Cort turns into a different person behind the scenes. He develops a sex addiction and has to sleep with whatever women he comes into contact with. Pretty, ugly, skinny, fat…....it doesn’t matter, Cort has to have them all. Multiple women a day. Ana's knows all this and is heartbroken....Cort tells Ana he loves her and only her, "but I gotta hit these hoes, babe”

In this modern day look at true love and relationships gone awry, will Cort and Anna’s relationship survive fame? Can Cort be faithful?


Taylor Lautner stars in “No Strings Attached”

Make this shyt a dramady and you got my viewership.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Kuwka_Atcha_Ratcha]

Not bad.

Just to add a bit. Maybe he has to move to a foreign country devoid of electricity in order to escape the girl. Can he survive without electricty for a full month until she's no longer heartbroken.

What's the title though?

title is 'hoes and ones' its a play on his girlfriend was a stripper n got thrown 1's, now the bytch binary like 0's and 1's

 

[jadillac]

title is 'hoes and ones' its a play on his girlfriend was a stripper n got thrown 1's, now the bytch binary like 0's and 1's

I'd green light it

 

[Arcavian]

The camera turns on to a black mans face, he's laying in bed asleep with his arms outstretched and he's under the cover. He's still asleep when a low mmm mmm sound starts, camera it's still focused on his face and the sound gets a little louder.

his eyes open slowly and the dude has a look of confusion on his face as the mmm sound is louder followed by slurping sounds. The mans confused look turns into a grin as he takes his left hand and slowly runs it down his body until he is stopped by what it's obviously a human head under the covers

The mans confused looks returns even worse than before as the slurping sounds are drowned out by the sound of the man's hand scraping across a freshly cut caesar.

The man keys out a ahh and with his right hand throws the blanket off his lower body revealing another dude. This dude says "naw nikka too late" and throws the blanket back over his head

"situationships" a series of mini films from the mind of @Buckeye Fever

coming to YouTube

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

"Netflix and Kill" that's fukkin gold right there!!

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

"Netflix and Kill" that's fukkin gold right there!!

Your fakkit ass will literally laugh at anything you bytch ass nikka

 

[the cac mamba]

Dominick "Dom" Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) are "extractors", who perform corporate espionage using an experimental military technology to infiltrate the subconscious of their targets and extract valuable information through a shared dream world. Their latest target, Japanese businessman Saito (Ken Watanabe), reveals that he arranged their mission himself to test Cobb for a seemingly-impossible job: planting an idea in a person's subconscious, or "inception".

To break up the energy conglomerate of ailing competitor Maurice Fischer (Pete Postlethwaite), Saito wants Cobb to convince Fischer's son and heir, Robert (Cillian Murphy), to dissolve his father's company. In return, Saito promises to use his influence to clear Cobb of a murder charge, allowing Cobb to return home to his children. Cobb accepts the offer and assembles his team: Eames (Tom Hardy), a conman and identity forger; Yusuf (Dileep Rao), a chemist who concocts a powerful sedative for a stable "dream within a dream" strategy; and Ariadne (Ellen Page), an architecture student tasked with designing thelabyrinth of the dream landscapes, recruited with the help of Cobb's father-in-law, Professor Stephen Miles (Michael Caine). While dream-sharing with Cobb, Ariadne learns his subconscious houses an invasive projection of his late wife Mal (Marion Cotillard).

When the elder Fischer dies in Sydney, Robert Fischer accompanies the body on a ten-hour flight back to Los Angeles, which the team (including Saito, who wants to verify their success) uses as an opportunity to sedate and take Fischer into a shared dream. At each dream level, the person generating the dream stays behind to set up a "kick" that will be used to awaken the other sleeping team members from the deeper dream level; to be successful, these kicks must occur simultaneously at each dream level, a fact complicated due to the nature of time which proceeds much faster in each successive level.

The first level is Yusuf's dream of a rainy Los Angeles. The team abducts Fischer, but they are attacked by armed projections from Fischer's subconscious, which has been trained to defend against extraction. The team takes Fischer and a wounded Saito to a warehouse, where Cobb reveals that while dying in the dream would normally wake Saito up, the powerful sedatives needed to stabilize the multi-level dream will instead send a dying dreamer into "limbo", a world of infinite subconscious from which escape is difficult and a dreamer risks forgetting they are in a dream. Despite these setbacks, the team continues with the mission.

Eames impersonates Fischer's godfather, Peter Browning (Tom Berenger), to suggest Fischer reconsider his father's will. Yusuf drives the van as the other dreamers are sedated into the second level.

In the second level, a hotel dreamed by Arthur, Cobb convinces Fischer that he has been kidnapped by Browning and Cobb is his subconscious protector. Cobb persuades him to go down another level to explore Browning's subconscious (in reality, it is a ruse to enter Fischer's).

The third level is a snowy mountain fortress dreamed by Eames. The team has to infiltrate it and hold off the guards as Cobb takes Fischer into the equivalent of his subconscious.

Yusuf, under pursuit by Fischer's projections in the first level, deliberately drives off a bridge and initiates his kick too soon. This removes the gravity of Arthur's level, forcing him to improvise a new kick that will synchronize with the van hitting the water, and causes an avalanche in Eames' level. Mal's projection emerges and kills Fischer, Cobb kills Mal, and Saito succumbs to his wounds; all three fall into Limbo. While Eames sets up a kick by rigging the fortress with explosives, Cobb and Ariadne enter Limbo to rescue Fischer and Saito.

Cobb reveals to Ariadne that he and Mal went to Limbo while experimenting with the dream-sharing technology. Sedated for a few hours of real time, they spent fifty years in dream time constructing a world from their shared memories. When Mal refused to return to reality, Cobb used a rudimentary form of inception by reactivating her totem (an object dreamers use to distinguish dreams from reality) and reminding her subconscious that their world was not real. However, when she woke up, Mal was still convinced that she was dreaming. In an attempt to "wake up" for real, Mal committed suicide and framed Cobb for her death to force him to do the same. Facing a murder charge, Cobb fled the U.S., leaving his children in the care of Professor Miles.

Through his confession, Cobb makes peace with his guilt over Mal's death. Ariadne kills Mal's projection and wakes Fischer up with a kick. Revived at the mountain fortress, Fischer enters a safe room to discover and accept the planted idea: a projection of his dying father telling him to be his own man. While Cobb remains in Limbo to search for Saito, the other team members ride the synchronized kicks back to reality. Cobb eventually finds an aged Saito in Limbo and reminds him of their agreement. The dreamers all awaken on the plane and Saito makes a phone call.

Upon arrival at Los Angeles Airport, Cobb passes the U.S. immigration checkpoint and Professor Miles accompanies him to his home. Cobb tests reality using his totem, a spinning top that spins indefinitely in a dream world, but ignores its result and instead joins his children in the garden.[13]