Lets be real: star was would've / could've / should've ended after EMPIRE

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

by the end of the movie

• the rebels have their wig completely pushed back
• the jedi is weak as hell and yoda is on some hermit shyt
• vader is playing chess on steroids and playing fools left and right
• luke is missing his hand
• han is on ice and in bobba fett's possession headed to Jabba's crib
• the death star is being rebuilt
• cloud city got used on some rest stop shyt but vader and he made Lando BOW DOWN

This whole movie is a VICTORY LAP by vader and the empire and they made the rebellion pay their tithes for real. no way they would've returned. Han would've been killed by jabba or one of his debtors, luke should've died on dagobah, leia would've been a slave until she was used up and Vader would've risen to become EMPORER VADER.

straight up, i erase all memory of Jedi really; hopefully the new star wars movie is as sinister as this was.

 

[DosCadenaz]

nope. it wouldn't have been fly like a guillemot to end it that way

 

[MartyMcFly]

Nah

 

[wire28]

episode 8 will probably be sinister and like empire. they'll be able to have a cliff hanger ending, surprise kill off some people we like from episode 7, dude that made looper is going to make it so everybody gonna be looking like JGL blowin nikkas domes back with weird ass space guns

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

by the end of the movie

• the rebels have their wig completely pushed back
• the jedi is weak as hell and yoda is on some hermit shyt
• vader is playing chess on steroids and playing fools left and right
• luke is missing his hand
• han is on ice and in bobba fett's possession headed to Jabba's crib
• the death star is being rebuilt
• cloud city got used on some rest stop shyt but vader and he made Lando BOW DOWN

This whole movie is a VICTORY LAP by vader and the empire and they made the rebellion pay their tithes for real. no way they would've returned. Han would've been killed by jabba or one of his debtors, luke should've died on dagobah, leia would've been a slave until she was used up and Vader would've risen to become EMPORER VADER.

straight up, i erase all memory of Jedi really; hopefully the new star wars movie is as sinister as this was.

If the entire thing ended with Empire, it would have been in the running for most depressing series ever.

If not - we would have had to wait 35 years to find out where the story went.

If you think Lucas was leaving any of that Ewok money on the table

 

[BlackAchilles]

How you gonna end a saga with the main villain/hero both alive and fighting.

Luke's character arc would also be left seriously empty without him going into Jabba's palace/hover barge and fukkin everyone up.

 

[RJY33]

Was lots of Skywalker story left to tell. Whole universe of wild shyt going on.

 

[FakeCaringGawd]

Nah, nope and no.

 

[FlyRy]

nope. it wouldn't have been fly like a guillemot to end it that way

my breh still on that

 

[BulletProof]

No.

But Empire was the best picture of the series.

 

[DosCadenaz]

I just noticed you called it Star "WAS" not Wars. was there a different saga with characters of the same name? was it directed by children?
Star Was. just a funny child like mispronunciation perhaps? like when a little kid says PUMICE instead of Promise or Pwomise. idk breh we need answers

 

[hayesc0]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

nope. it wouldn't have been fly like a guillemot to end it that way

you seem to have seen a lot

 

[Fillerguy]

It ended on a cliff so that's a bad idea. The ppl who made Empire should have ended the trilogy though. I Have moiré is the only well done Star Wars film, the studio particularly made New Hope and Return was a feature length star wars merchandizing commercial.

 

[DosCadenaz]

you seem to have seen a lot

I could cry about it. but i choose to grin a lot.