- Luke = sonned out and LITERALLY can't clap back at pops
- Vader = Nas in december 01
- Han Solo = stuck on stupid
- Leia = On the hoe stroll and bottom bytch to a real pimp the Hutt
- Boba Fett = fukkin up commas
- R2D2 and C3PO = Dumpster and Mannequin status
- Lando = blowing a bag today off that Empire stimulus package
- Palpatine = restoring them building since Luke came thru and crushed em
Aint no fukkin way the jedi could or should've come back. The empire would've just moved on and continued growing...Luke = Bardock...Vader = Frieza