Let the embalmer prepping your body for your funeral find out you were a sex offender Texas crehittos

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No easy trip to the afterlife scumbag:lolbron:....:dame:

Female funeral home worker cut off dead man’s penis and stuffed it in his mouth because he was a sex offender: cops


An embalmer at a Texas funeral home allegedly cut off a dead man’s penis and stuffed it in his mouth after learning he was a registered sex offender, cops said.

Amber Laudermilk, 34, is accused of taking a scalpel to 58-year-old Charles Roy Rodriguez’s groin while she was overseeing the convicted sex perp’s body at the Memorial Mortuary & Crematory in Houston last month.

She allegedly stabbed him twice before castrating him and shoving the remains down his throat, according to police.
An embalmer at a Texas funeral home allegedly cut off a dead man’s penis and stuffed it in his mouth after learning he was a registered sex offender, cops said.



“You didn’t see anything,” she allegedly warned the student just moments after mutilating the corpse.

When questioned by another employee about Rodriguez’s “disfigured” groin, Laudermilk shot back that he had “a lot going on with him,” charging documents state.
Rodriguez died of natural causes at a Houston hospital in January, cops said.

He was listed on the Texas Department of Public Safety sex offender registry after he was convicted of sexually assaulting a 31-year-old woman in 2001 and given a decade of probation.

It wasn’t immediately clear how Laudermilk became aware of Rodriguez’s rap sheet.
“This case is about two troubled people: the victim who was a registered sex offender and the defendant, who is accused of viciously attacking his dead body,” Harris County Constable Alan Rosen said.

“No matter what one thinks of his life, the law requires that he be treated with dignity in death.”

“I don’t know the suspect’s past, but we have the utmost empathy for anyone who has been the victim of a sexual assault or is the family or friend of someone who has been the victim of a sexual assault,” Rosen added.

“The facts clearly indicate she was angry and I hope after this is resolved in the courts, she gets the help she needs.”​


Laudermilk was charged with abuse of a corpse this week after the funeral home reported the alleged castration to authorities.
 

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With a job like that, it’s better to mind your business and view them as bodies instead of people. She could’ve taken her anger out on a heavy bag after work instead of breaking the law and effecting her livelihood
To be fair, you have to be a certain level of crazy to willingly want to work with dead bodies as your day-job.



Id say she was born to do that. She was put on this earth to feed crehito his own junk.:hubie:
 

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Mutilating a corpse is a felony, desecration can be a felony or misdemeanor.

Dummy just lost a good job because she can't control her emotions. Probably got molested or assaulted herself.
It really isnt tho.

Embalmers go to school and pay for licenses for the privilege of working with corpses and being rewarded with 40k for their effort. In the higher paying states they might barely break 60k or mid 50s.



This lady wasnt a coroner or pathologist who are normally MDs who go to medical school and can expect hundreds of thousands of dollars for their gruesome work. That embalmer will be fine if she can beat the case or sit out her time in county
 
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i mean...

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“This case is about two troubled people: the victim who was a registered sex offender and the defendant, who is accused of viciously attacking his dead body,” Harris County Precinct One Constable Alan Rosen said. “No matter what one thinks of his life, the law requires that he be treated with dignity in death.”

check this dude's hard drive :scust:
 

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It really isnt tho.

Embalmers go to school and pay for licenses for the privilege of working with corpses and being rewarded with 40k for their effort. In the higher paying states they might barely break 60k or mid 50s.



This lady wasnt a coroner or pathologist who are normally MDs who go to medical school and can expect hundreds of thousands of dollars for their gruesome work. That embalmer will be fine if she can beat the case or sit out her time in county

But it's a job where you are either there for a short time (you finally get the job and realize it ain't for you) or forever. It's not like McDonald's where turnover is consistent. They don't hire additional people and lay off workers. They don't shut down offices and lay people off. There isn't a competing business opening across the street.

She fukking blew it.
 

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But it's a job where you are either there for a short time (you finally get the job and realize it ain't for you) or forever. It's not like McDonald's where turnover is consistent. They don't hire additional people and lay off workers. They don't shut down offices and lay people off. There isn't a competing business opening across the street.

She fukking blew it.

She'll be aight.

This happened in Texas.
 
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