Like imagine what life would be like if getting jumped in was an administrative requirement for entry to any facet of society.
Like you just passed your 6th cert, aced the zoom interview, now you gotta show up for a 2 minute fade from the whole Network team in the IT dept.
You passed the bar get invited by a really prestigious firm, but first you gotta get jumped in.
Middle school safety patrol? Jumped in
Bachelors degree? You gotta make through the flurry of fists from 19 alumni, to get across stage and accept that bytch.
Joining a church? 5 minutes catching hands, and Stacy Adams square toes, from all deacons AND ushers!
“Dad I just lost a tooth, look!”
*dad nods proudly as the child’s uncles enter the room hike their pants up and cracking knuckles*
“I see you, son. Looks like you bout to lose a few more… welcome to adult teeth gang lil ass nikka…”