Late pass I just started reading the first A song of ice and fire book :krs:

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

shyt is absolute status. I had been apprehensive about reading it because I was honestly afraid I would be let down by the books because everyone hyped them up so much. But the writing is amazing and the universe this man created is crazy.

Jon was in no mood for anyone’s counsel. “What do you know about being a b*stard?”
“All dwarfs are b*stards in their father’s eyes.”
“You are your mother’s trueborn son of Lannister.”
“Am I?” the dwarf replied, sardonic. “Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he’s never been sure.”
“I don’t even know who my mother was,” Jon said.
“Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are.” He favored Jon with a rueful grin. “Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be b*stards, yet not
all b*stards need be dwarfs.” And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light
from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.

Pure piff