Ladies, would you be a beard?

[Blown Moon]

Lets say a well off gay dude wanted you to be his fake girlfriend for 4 years. You'd live with him in a nice crib in the hills, be given a free brand new benz or bmw, $10,000/month allowance and he'd pay off up to $50,000 worth of debt you have.

The flip side is you can't tell a soul(polygraph test every quarter) or have a relationship on the side. The only sex you can have is with paid male escorts that are most likely bi-sexual or when he's a little tipsy off of strawberry cosmopolitans, feeling adventurous and decides he wants you and Lenny and the same damn time.

You're very attracted to him and Lenny as well; even though Lenny is really catty towards you.

You throwing them morals in the bushes or what?

 

[Rawtid]

Lets say a well off gay dude wanted you to be his fake girlfriend for 4 years. You'd live with him in a nice crib in the hills, be given a free brand new benz or bmw, $10,000/month allowance and he'd pay off up to $50,000 worth of debt you have.

The flip side is you can't tell a soul(polygraph test every quarter) or have a relationship on the side. The only sex you can have is with paid male escorts that are most likely bi-sexual or when he's a little tipsy off of strawberry cosmopolitans, feeling adventurous and decides he wants you and Lenny and the same damn time.

You're very attracted to him and Lenny as well; even though Lenny is really catty towards you.

You throwing them morals in the bushes or what?

As long as the sex with paid escorts was optional...shyt yeah, I'd do it. But he'd have to behave like a man. If he's going to sashay around like a lil bytch and refer to everyone as "hun-tie" then it's not worth my lies and sacrifice.

 

[TallFrenchy]

Does he come out as gay once the relationship ends?

 

[Blown Moon]

Does he come out as gay once the relationship ends?

Nope, just on to the next beard.

 

[Blown Moon]

As long as the sex with paid escorts was optional...shyt yeah, I'd do it. But he'd have to behave like a man. If he's going to sashay around like a lil bytch and refer to everyone as "hun-tie" then it's not worth my lies and sacrifice.

You don't have to fukk escorts but threesomes with him and Lenny whenever he wants is part of the deal.

 

[HowardHughes]

Nope, just on to the next beard.

U a beard breh

 

[Rawtid]

You don't have to fukk escorts but threesomes with him and Lenny whenever he wants is part of the deal.

Well then I'll pass.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Aside from the extra parts you put in there about sex with him drunk and paid escorts, yeah I would.

If it's a completely asexual relationship, separate bedrooms etc.. I sure would.

 

[Blown Moon]

U a beard breh

I'm a dude. A beard is a woman that is a front for gay men.

Well then I'll pass.

 

[Lana Kane]

 

[Samanthakitty]

No. threesomes are not my cup of tea

 

[Blown Moon]

I'm not sure I believe these answers, four years is a long time to go without sex.

If this was reversed and I was a front for some chick that looked like Sheryl Underwood, I'd start to dip in her and her equally ugly gf after a couple of months. I just don't see how someone could go years without sex.

 

[Diondon]

Would you conceive his child like Bosh's wifey tho?

 

[SYDNEY AMBROSE]

NAH

 

[Lana Kane]

I'm not sure I believe these answers, four years is a long time to go without sex.

If this was reversed and I was a front for some chick that looked like Sheryl Underwood, I'd start to dip in her and her equally ugly gf after a couple of months. I just don't see how someone could go years without sex.

I've gone 3 years without, I'd do fine.