Ladies, wanna know how to keep a man?

[RealAssanova]

In this commercial for an Indian product called Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, a (very light-skinned) couple sits down for what would have been a peaceful cup of morning coffee—if the woman's disgusting brown vagina hadn't ruined everything! He can't look at his coffee either, because it only reminds him of his wife's dripping, coffee-brown hole! Fortunately, the quick-thinking woman takes a shower, scrubbing her swarthy snatch with Clean and Dry Intimate Wash ("Freshness + Fairness"). And poof! Her vadge comes out blinding white like a downy baby lamb (and NOT THE GROSS BLACK KIND) and her husband—whose penis, I can only assume, is literally a light saber—is all, "Hey, lady! Cancel them divorce papers and LET'S BONE."

just look at the relationship dynamics prior to and post pu$$y wash

so how come dis shyt ain't sellin outchea for ya'll then?

 

[Ooh Marty]

this is a terrible terrible thread!

 

[Remote]

 

[YaBoy]

There are no Indian words for Clean and Dry Intimate wash? This shyt always confuses me

 

[Ashley Banks]

thought you were gonna say handcuff him to the bed.