Ladies of the Coli: Yay or Nay?

morris

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41 ways to melt a women’s heart

1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there
is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.

21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

27. Worship her breasts.

28. Give her jewellery.

29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)

30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

41. If she’s too stressed to want sex…
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.:martin:
 

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Yeaaaaaah... No. Some of them are no. :skip:

6, 10 was cute first time we showed together but not all the time lol. 14, 23-28, 33 Id rather you just apologize, mean it and try not to do it again.
35 :teylol: no. Don't fake anything in the bedroom.
:36: :what:
39 :lawd:
41c is silly but guys do it. They just don't ask, they'll either take my phone or try to tickle me.
 
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Not 41. If you can't melt her heart in 5-7 ways, then she's doing too much.
 
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Not 41. If you can't melt her heard in 5-7 ways, then she's doing too much.
her heart....you make a lot of sense.

Though I think this applies to long-term relationships. Woman is man's best friend. (though you guys get crazy as hell sometimes---and we gotta find new ways to keep you happy)
 

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her heart....you make a lot of sense.

Though I think this applies to long-term relationships. Woman is man's best friend. (though you guys get crazy as hell sometimes---and we gotta find new ways to keep you happy)
41 ways is still a lot of shyt to remember.
 

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14 - R&B, oldies but goodies.
22 - Watch the game, man.
23 - I'm eating, move.
40 - No PDA

:steviej:

Every other item is very Sweet & Heavenly.
 

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Some of the points are so dirty even more so because they are so politely worded :pachaha::skip:

Most of them sound sweet but only if it's his instinct. I think if you care for someone you'll do these things without realising e.g touching their arm when you go to the bathroom/come back
 

morris

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14 - R&B, oldies but goodies.
22 - Watch the game, man.
23 - I'm eating, move.
40 - No PDA

:steviej:

Every other item is very Sweet & Heavenly.
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damn. we coulda had it all LL
 
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