Ladies, have you ever had sex with a breh and never invite him back to the penis fly trap?

[86\*/98]

Did you let him down easy? "Uhh, I'm gay now and my girlfriend doesn't want you calling me anymore."

Did you just ignore him? *phone rings* ""

Did you verbally abuse him for his lack luster showing to make him feel as low as you felt when you realized - Pookie just wanted to wear out that tampon tunnel once and wasn't fukking with you anymore - after your 23rd unanswered text message/call?


I was just thinking about how my soul would have been crushed if I hadn't got a second chance after a recent bad performance.

 

[Chris.B]

I almost took an L in college after I heavily masturbated (during my heathen days) and this girl I'm trying to see called an hour later for some action at her place.

I didn't pick up.

I can't be having rumors spread about my pipe game being weak

 

[86\*/98]

I almost took an L in college after I heavily masturbated (during my heathen days) and this girl I'm trying to see called an hour later for some action at her place.

I didn't pick up.

I can't be having rumors spread about my pipe game being weak

You would have been straight.

I had a beat meat marathon when I first discovered Michelle Tucker and still held it down later that day.

 

[Chris.B]

You would have been straight.

I had a beat meat marathon when I first discovered Michelle Tucker and still held it down later that day.

If I'm meeting a chick for the first time, I want her to have the impression I'm a sex gawd....no weak sex the first time meeting bruh.

Maybe if I had dated her for a while but not the first time.