Kris Lewie Appreciation Thread

[THEREALBRAND]

Dude brought some of the best comedy I've seen in years. From his horrible in-ring performance to his wife sitting ring side when he got sonned it was almost too much f#ckery to handle

 

[I-Hate-You]

can't say I've seen a worse wrestler. Dude had me legit angry. But in hindsight, he'll be hilarious for years.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

WTF @ the gifs

*goes to watch this week's impact*

 

[THEREALBRAND]

The funniest part is dudes were legitimately hyped for his performance after his promo vid. I thought he was going to go out there and put on a 5 star match

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabYYZG810E"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabYYZG810E[/ame]

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Kris GOATwie

What the hell is wrong with that baby's head? Looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

 

[The Great One]

can't say I've seen a worse wrestler. Dude had me legit angry. But in hindsight, he'll be hilarious for years.

Why were you angry? The story was made up. He had like 8 black children in that promo vid and then had a white wife with a white baby in the Impact Zone lol.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Well at least Kris brought the "gut" for GutCheck, he made Taz looked slim.

 

[DoubleJ13]

Gunner should have went New Jack on him.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

The funniest part is dudes were legitimately hyped for his performance after his promo vid. I thought he was going to go out there and put on a 5 star match

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabYYZG810E

I knew he was a scrub

 

[luckyse7enz]

The match was SO bad that I actually thought it was a work.

I was thinking, "Why would they put this on TV unless it had something to do with the Joey Ryan angle? What if first-time viewers had tuned in during that shyt?"

 

[DoubleJ13]

The match was SO bad that I actually thought it was a work.

I was thinking, "Why would they put this on TV unless it had something to do with the Joey Ryan angle? What if first-time viewers had tuned in during that shyt?"

I wanna know who brought him in. Somebody had to see a match that he was OK in. Or maybe the guy he worked with in that match was even worse than he was I wish I could see that match on YouTube.

 

[LezJepzin]

I never seen someone get shytted on that bad for a gut check.

 

[The Great One]

The match was SO bad that I actually thought it was a work.

I was thinking, "Why would they put this on TV unless it had something to do with the Joey Ryan angle? What if first-time viewers had tuned in during that shyt?"

He supposedly has worked many matches for the WWE too.

 

[Kid Kash]

Gunner should have went Perry Saturn on him.

 

[Lani]

Dude brought some of the best comedy I've seen in years. From his horrible in-ring performance to his wife sitting ring side when he got sonned it was almost too much f#ckery to handle

Give me your address, so you can say it too my face. You bytch mark. Your fakkit ass couldn't lace my boots. I wasn't in good shape then, but I am now. I live in Nashville so I can come to you or vice versa . My brother can't defend him self, but if you give me the chance he can. If I get the chance, I'm gonna paralyze you. bytch made p*ssy boy fakkit ass boy. Little p*ssy. God damn Let me meet you, bring your crew cause I know you can't fight alone. I'll burn all of you. I hope you die today