KAYFABE, WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL WRESTLER, BROTHER?

[Hulk Hogan]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN BROTHER! THE HULKSTER WAS READING THE WOLVERINE VERSUS BATMAN THREAD OVER IN THE ARCADIUM TERRITORY, DUDE! I GUESS WOLVERINE WOULD WIN AS LONG AS BATMAN ISN'T ALLOWED TO DO ANY OF THE THINGS THAT MAKE BATMAN BATMAN, BROTHER!

BUT COMIC BOOKS AREN'T REAL, BROTHER! WRESTLING IS! (KAYFABE BROTHER SHHHH)

SO IN A FIGHT, WHICH WRESTLER WOULD BE THE LAST MAN STANDING, CHAMP?

 

[mr x]

Goldberg. For the simple fact he got up from your leg drop

 

[The Push Man]

'Taker I suppose.

 

[jackswstd]

Taker. He's come back from the dead multiple times.

 

[krackdagawd]

This fukking alias, I keep reading his shyt in the "Hulk voice"

 

[Bud Bundy]

Goldberg

 

[Larry Holmes]

You got pinned by Linda for the 3 count.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

MY NAME ISN'T SYNONYMOUS WITH FLABBYNESS AND SICKNESS, BROTHER!

 

[Larry Holmes]

MY NAME ISN'T SYNONYMOUS WITH FLABBYNESS AND SICKNESS, BROTHER!

Your name is synonymous with broken hips and breaking brook off

 

[Hulk Hogan]

HULK HOGAN AND MUHAMMAD ALI VERSUS LARRY HOLMES AND RODDY PIPER! BOOK IT, BROTHER!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Lex Luger.


Did Linda take your coli cash too?

 

[Poppa_Dock]

hogan slang>

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Undertaker

He never loses on the biggest stage, he has the most devastating finisher, he has beat everyone, and he can no sell whenever he wants. He acutally has 3 different 100% over finishers and all are deadly.

 

[Heath Slater]

Why are we even discussing this because the answer is the right in front of your face.

THE ONE MAN BAND IS NOW HERE IN THE-COLI, BABAAAAAY!

 

[Duthty Rhodeth]

BABAAAAAY!

makes surprise entrance

squashes heath slater

dances

leaves

Watch whothe catchphratheth you uthe, beh beh! You ain't goin to tha pay windah!