Just imagine if you were a female, brehs.

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Imagine in a world where a female asked the men out brehs. :ohlawd:

Imagine she picked US up from our house. :ohlawd:

Imagine if she was the aggressor in trying to push the sexual boundary :ohlawd:

Imagine if she paid for the whole date :gladbron:

Imagine at the end of the date all she was hoping for is that you could break her off with some of that dikk :merchant:

Imagine she didn't call you and lost all interest in you after the dikk and you could do it all over again with a new broad. :merchant:

IMAGINE YOU COULD DO THIS WITH MULTIPLE FEMALES AT THE SAME TIME, WHERE YOU COULD GET FREE MEALS EVERY DAY. :ohhh:

Imagine there are large quantities of sugar mamas with fat purses just waiting to spend money on a young gawd, all you have to do is knock the dust off that old p*ssy once a week and you're set for tuition, rent, groceries and gas money :gladbron:

Imagine that backpage potential. :wow:

Females just don't know how good they have it in this world. :merchant: All you would have to do is eat with your mouth closed and you can still be an angel without anyone being nonethewiser living tax free and a queen :ohhh:

I'm not saying I'm jealous but...:patrice: females got it made out here :damn:
 

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So imagine if men were women and women were men?

That's called feminism, breh :heh:
 

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Imagine in a world where a female asked the men out brehs. :ohlawd:

Imagine she picked US up from our house. :ohlawd:

Imagine if she was the aggressor in trying to push the sexual boundary :ohlawd:

Imagine if she paid for the whole date :gladbron:

Imagine at the end of the date all she was hoping for is that you could break her off with some of that dikk :merchant:

Imagine she didn't call you and lost all interest in you after the dikk and you could do it all over again with a new broad. :merchant:

IMAGINE YOU COULD DO THIS WITH MULTIPLE FEMALES AT THE SAME TIME, WHERE YOU COULD GET FREE MEALS EVERY DAY. :ohhh:

Imagine there are large quantities of sugar mamas with fat purses just waiting to spend money on a young gawd, all you have to do is knock the dust off that old p*ssy once a week and you're set for tuition, rent, groceries and gas money :gladbron:

Imagine that backpage potential. :wow:

Females just don't know how good they have it in this world. :merchant: All you would have to do is eat with your mouth closed and you can still be an angel without anyone being nonethewiser living tax free and a queen :ohhh:

I'm not saying I'm jealous but...:patrice: females got it made out here :damn:


i just wanna know about your golden calculator in your sig.
 

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imagine having a 1 in 8 chance of getting breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 36 chance of dying form breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 5 chance of getting raped at some point in your lifetime

imagine having to try and weed out the sexual offenders, abusers, cheaters, criminals and violent men who may hit on you daily and you know nothing about

imagine being a single mom



i'll pass
 

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So imagine if men were women and women were men?

That's called feminism, breh :heh:

There should be meminism breh it's just not fair at all how much women are winning off of men. They're taking advantage of us :sadcam:
 

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Yes... there are many benefits.
Don't forget having orgasms so good you pass out, have an out of body experience and see the heavens. Then when you wake up you're crying tears of joy, you're whole body is shaking and doing something as simple as breathing sends unreal waves of pleasure through your body....*sigh* that man was a accidental genius.
 
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Imagine in a world where a female asked the men out brehs. :ohlawd:

hey reincar what are you doing tonight want to meet up at teh coffee shop

Imagine she picked US up from our house. :ohlawd:
i

i cant i have no gas :mjpls:

Dont worry reincar I'll pick you up

imagine if she was the aggressor in trying to push the sexual boundary :ohlawd:

back in the car she starts rubbing on my crotch smiling

:noah:

Imagine if she paid for the whole date :gladbron:

Since you came out I got :smile:

I
Imagine at the end of the date all she was hoping for is that you could break her off with some of that dikk :merchant:

rubbing on my crotch taking my dikk out and sucking it in the parking lot of second cup near shoppers world

@Sachs, Fifth Avenue





i've had all of this happen to me

date girls who are madly interested in you BREH!!
 

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imagine having a 1 in 8 chance of getting breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 36 chance of dying form breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 5 chance of getting raped at some point in your lifetime

imagine having to try and weed out the sexual offenders, abusers, cheaters, criminals and violent men who may hit on you daily and you know nothing about

imagine being a single mom



i'll pass

We get breast cancer and ball cancer breh.

We get raped too brehs.

We have to deal with crazy broads too breh.

We have single struggle dads too, breh.

We die earlier. :sadcam:

Females winning out here. :wow:
 

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imagine having a 1 in 8 chance of getting breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 36 chance of dying form breast cancer

imagine having a 1 in 5 chance of getting raped at some point in your lifetime

imagine having to try and weed out the sexual offenders, abusers, cheaters, criminals and violent men who may hit on you daily and you know nothing about


imagine being a single mom

i'll pass

Shout out to the national sex offender registry though. I know everybody had to go through that mandatory sexual assault orientation when they started college.

Yessir, that's what feminism tries to do. Feminize men and masculinize women.

It be them white bytches though.
 
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