Just got back from interview at Subway

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:lolbron:dressed in my Sunday's best, my favorite zoot suit
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..a nikka WAS CLEAN U HEAR ME ..CLEAN :wow: with the pointy leather zwink shoes with the white tips :wow:..CLEAN!!

So i walk into the Subway on some :mjgrin:"Hello, here for the interview"

manager::comeon: young man, sit down over there and my boss will be out in a minute.

me::mjgrin:(points to chair in the corner) you mean right here?

manager: :gucci: BOI SIT CHO ASS DOWN, YOU SEE ME MAKING THESE DAMN SAMMICHES OVER HERE DONT CHA BOI?:gucci:YALL YOUNG THUNDERCATS GOT NO RESPECT :pacspit:(spits at me)

Me: (dodges the spit like :huhldup: and then sits down in the chair) sorry:skip:

5 minutes later the owner comes out and motions for me to come into his office like :ufdup:

owner: take a seat jit :martin:

me: :jawalrus:

owner: :comeon:dat unemployment ran out didnt it? dont lie..keep it real:comeon:

me: well.....

owner: (JUMPS OUTTA SEAT AND INTERRUPTS ME) SHUT YO bytch ASS UP :pacspit: (throws a piece of salami and cheese at my chest) PICK THE CHEESE UP..PICK IT UP :pacspit:

me: :damn:(frantically begins trying to pick up the meat off the floor)

owner: :birdman:come back tomorrow round 8:30pm, ima have some work for you

me: :mjgrin: you said 8:30pm?

owner::dahell:did i stutter nikka? what you scared to come around this neighborhood at night? funky ass aint too scared to have the black man make you a sammich tho is you..GET CHO bytch ASS OUT MY OFFICE (slaps me behind my head, i run out the office like :mindblown:)
 
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honestly, i see where OP was trying to go with this so far as
social commentary goes but it devolved into Three Stooges
shyt real quick.

i would have played more on the fact that you were so immaculately
dressed. the owner should have been digging into OP much more on
that. endless roast opportunities.

3 stars.
 
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