Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (Official Movie Review) [SPOILERS !!]

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FIRST OF ALL... WOW... WOW

This movie was better than the first one.. Not by a huge margin but it was to me superior :wow:

Plot:

The trailers ruined what would've been a good twist, because i knew the whole movie wasnt about saving the dinosaurs and was a heist/scumbag trading shyt it ruined that aura

but it was dope..

The whole JW island scene is in the first 30 mins... when the big ass Leviathan was revealed i was ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT.. im just mad we didnt see anymore of it until the very end smh

Dr. Ians role was pretty small unlike what the trailer sold us. didnt bother me cause he had nothing to do with the main plot of the film.

HARDEST hitting part of the film was when we had to watch the last Dinosaur on the island die cause it was abandoned.. yo that hurt man, it was hella quiet during that scene

2nd one was finding out the little girl was cloned from her dead mothers dead daughter.. crazy shyt, but lil girl pulled heartstrings

The new Indominus Raptor was A BEAST :wow: nikka was tearing all them nikkas up like pepperoni pizza :wow:

nikka was SMART on top of SMART. faked getting tranq'd so the hoe ass poacher could enter his cage and tore that nikka up then smiled lmaoooo. the nikka smiled like ''gotchu bytch''

Blue fucced that nikka up tho, impaled his bytch ass and stood on him like ''run tell your people what you saw'' :demonic:

BIGGEST shocker of the film is that everything happens in that one house, and it felt much larger than that, it didnt feel redundant at all, like wow. they pulled it off nicely. i enjoyed how they used the entire house as a set up.

Cons:

lot of things happened out of convenience. ol girl just happened to be there watching the pin code being put in

main antagonist was nothing but a grade d villain, fucc boy with too much money and a dumb way of spending it.. p*ssy got shredded by the G-Rex. like on God the G-Rex always was there at the nick of time to fucc a nikka up when you weren't expecting it loooooooooooool

Visually:

the CGI was amazing, the texture of the dinosaurs, the sounds, the way they moved. Lucas Film really did a number on that jawn, you could believe these nikkas were roaming the world too.

Overall:


last part of the film almost gave audiences the choice to save the dinosaurs or let them die, i was on the let them die.. oh

basically the vents were damaged during the whole shindig and these nikkas were locked in their cages and the hydrogen was gonna kill them. so Owen and claire were debating whether to free them into the world or let them die.. they decided to let them die until clone girl free'd them

and now... Dinosaurs are roaming the world... part 3 gonna be fuccin lit :wow:

overall:

8/10

GET THE STRAP :wow:
 

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im still mad the two biggest scenes in the trailer took place at the very end, and neither contributed to the movie. They were simply foreshadowing jw3. :stopitslime:

And the heart of the movie took place inside a big mansion with a kid who cant die :stopitslime:

i will say that brontosaurus being the last animal left and going down in a sea of fire was emotional. The apocalypse was done well. so were the first 20 minutes.

6/10
 

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Very underwhelming imo. Was alright on its owns, but living in the shadow of the 1st one, I was disappointed. Not a bad movie, I just had higher expectations for it.
 

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I’ll say this. I didn’t hate it and I appreciated it for being different in a sense although in just a few places, it felt like scenes and set pieces were ripped straight from other movies in the series as if they were going for “Easter eggs” in those spots.

That ending was somewhat borrowed from the ending of the first book. Minus, ya know, all the great scifi horror and gore leading up to the conclusion :mjgrin:
 
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