July 4th 2012 - I fought for OUR freedom

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Ok brehs, gather 'round and listen to this story of courage, bravery and heart.

July 4th approximately 12noon I am at the gym lifting weights like any aesthetic American who wants a good pump before setting off fireworks. I see this scrawny white kid wearing a union jack tee! A fukkING UNION JACK SHIRT ON OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!! I suddenly thought to myself, what would president Ford do? So this cocksucker comes to me and asks me to spot him. He puts on 135lbs :wtb: so he lifts about 5 reps, and on the 6th he struggles, and asks for me to rack the weights. My American instincts kick in and I tell him I got him, thus dropping the weight on his bird chest.

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