Joe Pesci had one of the most pimped out gangsta verses in Hip-Hop history

[Mystic]

A made man, fact like my ass is fat
Catch Joe in Bermuda throwing 'em back
Sipping on Tequila with a straw hat
Put the prez on hold, tell him I'll call him back
Tow away zones? I don't get a ticket
Any crime committed, that shyt is acquitted
I'm a goodfella, I'll tell ya if I did it
Freak scenes with your wife last time I hit it
Cuz I'm more man than you'll ever be
And it was probably your wife in bed with me
When you see me you better look the other way
Double cross me you won't live to see another day
I got seven cars in my garage
A limousine with a TV and bar
I'm a star
Don't do blow and I don't sell crack
Stay alert, I got someone to whack

 

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I literally just quoted this to good friend and Italian music producer associate today


I also listened to it on my walk today

Her mother didn’t like me, I never gave a fukk
her brother didn’t like me I hit him with a truck
her sister was a rip, everybody got a ride
her father was a rat, so I buried him alive


breh … you know what I would give to of came up with those lines so I could spit them on stage?

fukk if Jay Z can quote the greats so can I

 

[Tommy Gibbs]

Wordsworth wrote that.