Jim Cornette Reviews Adam Cole vs. Orange Cassidy (Lights Out Match)

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Not for nothing, even before Corny brought it up...I was looking at Cole in ring recently and I'm like holy shyt dude looks what people would call "Skinny Fat"

Moxley too but then again he's had some drinking issues and the sauce makes you look bloated

But yeah cole looks really scrawny and not believable as a pro wrestler right now

Maybe he was on the juice and is no longer? I remember MJF had the CRAZY bacne about a year and a half ago and I was like JFC Cody and Khan out here allowing these cats to run wild on gear huh?
 

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Not for nothing, even before Corny brought it up...I was looking at Cole in ring recently and I'm like holy shyt dude looks what people would call "Skinny Fat"

Moxley too but then again he's had some drinking issues and the sauce makes you look bloated

But yeah cole looks really scrawny and not believable as a pro wrestler right now

Maybe he was on the juice and is no longer? I remember MJF had the CRAZY bacne about a year and a half ago and I was like JFC Cody and Khan out here allowing these cats to run wild on gear huh?
If Mox is basically trying to be Sandman 2.0 it makes sense

But Adam Cole looks like a Best Buy employee
 

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Maybe I didn't notice before because I've never followed NXT closely, but were people always complaining about Cole's body type as much as they do now? I do remember people hyping him up when he was in NXT.
 

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Man I'm gonna say it. I actually don't think cornette is a racist. I truly believe hes such a mark for wrestling he used the N word for heat. Brian last asked him who would be like a cameo from and Cornette said Obama. He was adamant he doesn't care about anyone alive except Obama. :mjlol:
 

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Man I'm gonna say it. I actually don't think cornette is a racist. I truly believe hes such a mark for wrestling he used the N word for heat. Brian last asked him who would be like a cameo from and Cornette said Obama. He was adamant he doesn't care about anyone alive except Obama. :mjlol:

I mean according to New Jack, he had D-Lo cutting his grass:mjpls:.

Expect nothing from the same guy that lets his wife fukk the boys while he cucks with the tennis racket:huhldup:
 

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I mean according to New Jack, he had D-Lo cutting his grass:mjpls:.

Expect nothing from the same guy that lets his wife fukk the boys while he cucks with the tennis racket:huhldup:

I'm pretty sure new jack himself said when asked how racist is Jim he said "a splash". Did like a hand motion taking a small amount of water out a cup Lmao. Didn't new jack hate dlo for being a c00n? :mjlol:
 

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I'm pretty sure new jack himself said when asked how racist is Jim he said "a splash". Did like a hand motion taking a small amount of water out a cup Lmao. Didn't new jack hate dlo for being a c00n? :mjlol:

:wow:Not as much as he hated D-Von that's for sure. I miss New Jack breh:mjcry:
 

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:francis:That's even low for Best Buy employees.

I would say Target:ehh:
That's even low for target employees.

I would say his name is Tyler and he grew up in a home with really good parents.

He went to private school, never did drugs, never touched a weight in his life, got wedgied his whole life, played minecraft and majored with an MBA in IT. He eventually lived out his fantasies of being a 5'4, 125 lb knockoff version of Michael Hickenbottom.
 

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That's even low for target employees.

I would say his name is Tyler and he grew up in a home with really good parents.

He went to private school, never did drugs, never touched a weight in his life, got wedgied his whole life, played minecraft and majored with an MBA in IT. He eventually lived out his fantasies of being a 5'4, 125 lb knockoff version of Michael Hickenbottom.

:wow:Better storytelling than Paul Heyman in his check bouncing days:whew:
 
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