Jalen's Fab 5 NBA Goons

[OG Talk]

Jalen Rose, 11/15 - ESPN

(50 minute mark)

Players who he would want on his side in a dark alley rumble..

5-Stephen Jackson

4-Ron Artest

3-Kendrick Perkins

2-Tony Allen

1-Zack Randolph


O.G. Honorable Mention-Jerry Stackhouse


The Grizzlies scare me breh They got the top 2 goons in the league on the same squad and the #1 goon head coach...

 

[mastermind]

it took this dude long enough to make another pod. I been checking everyday like a fiend this week.

 

[BrothaZay]

Kobe

 

[G-Zeus]

Kobe

lol you'd be ruin.. and kobe would come out untouched like

 

[OG Talk]

Jalen doing too much snitching on this episode




Dudes getting straight off the team bus and walking to the Gentleman's Club in Atlanta before even checking into the hotel...


Shooting dice on the team plane and having a 24 hour grace period to pay up before neighborhood goons get the call...

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I used to think Artest was about that life till Ben Wallace punked him


I personally wouldn't wanna see Ron in a dark alley either (n/h to the idiots out there), but if he was as crazy as his reputation suggests then that would not occured the way it did

 

[BrothaZay]

lol you'd be ruin.. and kobe would come out untouched like

If Kobe is on your side you winning automatically.

nikkas know not to fucc with Bean

Look at all his rivals

Tmac-playing overseas
AI-black balled, still wearing extra long Ts with durags underneath his crooked fiited
Vince Carter-

Ray-bench player
Smuth Parker- out the league

Chris Childs- working at burger king
Mike Brown-Fired

 

[TheNig]

I used to think Artest was about that life till Ben Wallace punked him


I personally wouldn't wanna see Ron in a dark alley either (n/h to the idiots out there), but if he was as crazy as his reputation suggests then that would not occured the way it did

I guess that kinda shyt is selective becuz remember after he gave Harden that Tony Jaa elbow, Ibaka rolled up on him and he squared up. Bit in all fairness... have you seen Ben Wallace. That nikka shoulda been a tightend or defensive linemen.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I guess that kinda shyt is selective becuz remember after he gave Harden that Tony Jaa elbow, Ibaka rolled up on him and he squared up. Bit in all fairness... have you seen Ben Wallace. That nikka shoulda been a tightend or defensive linemen.

Agreed, but you gotta understand that a crazy dude is more intimidating than just a big guy. When you legitimately think someone is crazy, there is something added to a physical confrontation, because you never know what the person is going to do or where it ends. Not saying Artest is soft, but that Wallace confrontation shows that duke isn't as crazy as one might think

 

[thaKEAF]

MELO we comin for YOU nukka!

 

[threattonature]

Agreed, but you gotta understand that a crazy dude is more intimidating than just a big guy. When you legitimately think someone is crazy, there is something added to a physical confrontation, because you never know what the person is going to do or where it ends. Not saying Artest is soft, but that Wallace confrontation shows that duke isn't as crazy as one might think

The thing about crazy is you never actually know when it'll come out or what will make them snap. I got family like that where you would never know when he'd go off the deep end.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

imma have to give the to mean mug Kendrick Perkins

that boy sawft

 

[MAKAVELI25]

The thing about crazy is you never actually know when it'll come out or what will make them snap. I got family like that where you would never know when he'd go off the deep end.

Exactly, I always tell nikkaz that you got more to fear in a fight with a crazy dude than with a brolic one. A sane/brolic dude will knock you out and that'll be the end of it. Let a crazy/skinny ass dude get one up on you and you might not make it out alive

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

gtfoh, perkins over Artest and Stakk 5 is a fukkin joke. My nikka Metta flexed on the whole thunders lineup and only Iblocka jumped out there.

 

[OG Talk]

I wonder what would happen if Stephen Jax met Charles Oakley in a dark ally...

You can tell Tony Allen is about that life cuz he doesn't even brush his hair..