It's Time to leave the INTERNET

yo moms

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Everything you've searched and every site you've been on has been recorded and saved in a file with your full name and address.

It's time to sell your computers and smartphones and iPods. Anything that has access to the Internet needs to go right now.

They are monitoring every post you've ever made on a forum. They know about that suspect channel on xvideos that you've been visiting.

This will all be used as evidence against you when they come and take you away. I hope you take this stern warning very seriously.

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Fmju

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I'm not doing or up to anything illegal so hopefully I won't have to worry about it too much.
 

2Quik4UHoes

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Any hot shyt that I'm doin I damn sure don't discuss on the internet like these worldstar criminals. I been fukkin wit the next since 97 so I learned not to put myself out there too much at this point. I mean, the PRISM program ain't to the point to where secret police are snatching us up for any ole thing but the potential is there, I could see it happening maybe a few generations down the line if this is left unchecked.
 

Wildin

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They can't take me alive though. I've got 2 cyanide teeth they can kick in the door if they want to. Shoot at me, stab at me. I ain't goin nowhere
 

Spoonz

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I'ma watch some porn right now with no fear :bryan: I'm safe cuz I actually prefer women of legal age and older :bryan:
 

yo moms

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If you aint watching dodgy shyt what you scared for....:stopitslime:

I don't think you understand. Every post you've made on a forum has been stored in a file with your real name. Every website you've ever visited has been stored in your file. Every search has been stored in your file. Not just porn you fukking retard. And when these files are made public and you friends and family see everything you've ever done on the Internet you will come back crying to me saying "yo moms you were right. I should have destroyed everything that has Internet access."
 
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