Is your mother loud?

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bytch screaming when shes trying to argue with me, tryna say she'll slap me, im like :childplease: shut the fukk up before you make me hit you

yes i would hit my mother if she put hands on me, im a grown man and no one will out their hands on me
 
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my mother is the opposite and has this
dreadful calm about her that is venomous....

*her sitting at the table drinking coffee*
mama: when are you gonna settle and give me grandbabies.:usure:
me: gotta find the right woman:aicmon:
her: youve had more than enough tries with your harlots:ehh:
me: :whew:
mama: stop wasting your seed into voids of nothingness.
me: what did you cook::win:
mama: did God not bless you with sense of smell.:ehh:
*I get up to make a sandwich*
mama: your father's sandwich would already have been prepared.
me: where is the old man?
mama: who cares he'll died before me:ehh:

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I have a typical African mother. Loud as hell. Even when she's trying to be quiet she's loud. She's even loud in her sleep.

I've got to add, Love her like cooked food though.. :obama:
 

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Nope.... then again she was raised in a different (better (morally)) era in the U.S.
 

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bytch screaming when shes trying to argue with me, tryna say she'll slap me, im like :childplease: shut the fukk up before you make me hit you

yes i would hit my mother if she put hands on me, im a grown man and no one will out their hands on me


you must be a cac. No self respecting man would hit a women let alone his mother. fukking scumbag
 

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My mon is a fairly even tempered woman unless she get's truly angry. Then she can definitely get loud with the best of them. Especially in her younger days.
 

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my mother is the opposite and has this
dreadful calm about her that is venomous....

*her sitting at the table drinking coffee*
mama: when are you gonna settle and give me grandbabies.:usure:
me: gotta find the right woman:aicmon:
her: youve had more than enough tries with your harlots:ehh:
me: :whew:
mama: stop wasting your seed into voids of nothingness.
me: what did you cook::win:
mama: did God not bless you with sense of smell.:ehh:
*I get up to make a sandwich*
mama: your father's sandwich would already have been prepared.
me: where is the old man?
mama: who cares he'll died before me:ehh:

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my mother's jamaican...what u think?

bytch screaming when shes trying to argue with me, tryna say she'll slap me, im like :childplease: shut the fukk up before you make me hit you

yes i would hit my mother if she put hands on me, im a grown man and no one will out their hands on me

that's some sucka shyt
 

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My mom is *relatively* quiet in public, but at home she's loud to a degree that doesn't make sense.

Her and my aunt.. I can hear all their conversations from down in the basement if they're on the highest floor of the house.. like damn, do y'all not know what an indoor voice is? :what:

When she talks to me, sometimes she takes on this naggy, loud-like speech that seems like she's almost about to yell but it really just is the way that she talks. It's like a mixture between talking loud and yelling. It's especially worse when she's telling me something and not asking for my opinion, because she'll be talking at me but not to me for like 15 minutes straight...... in that same tone :skip:

Gotta love the woman though.. She's done what she can to raise me right :salute:
 
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