Is voodoo real?

AlainLocke

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Is it real...define real...

Anyway...I have made a deal with the Devil...not Lucifer but the Devil...at the crossroads using a hoodoo/conjure ritual...

The Devil I am talking about is the same one that Rob Johnson the blues singer talks about...

This Devil comes from European pagan tradition...not really a evil spirit but a spirit that cuts deals, watches over the downtrodden and hands out justice...

Then the Christians took this imagine of the Devil and equated it with Satan and the angel Lucifer...

Then African slaves took aspects of the European Pagan tradition, Christianity and African beliefs and mixed it all together...

In Hoodoo/Voodoo the Devil isn't a bad guy...and closer to the European Pagan spirit of a being that protects people...makes deals and etc...

He was at least 8 foot tall...really intimidating just in sheer size...kind of a half man half beast thing...

I brought him some liquor, tobacco and some meat to enjoy

He asked me what I want...I told him what I wanted...he said he can do it and it was done and walked away...

I got exactly what I wanted and cut deals with the Devil as I see fit...
 

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Is it real...define real...

Anyway...I have made a deal with the Devil...not Lucifer but the Devil...at the crossroads using a hoodoo/conjure ritual...

The Devil I am talking about is the same one that Rob Johnson the blues singer talks about...

This Devil comes from European pagan tradition...not really a evil spirit but a spirit that cuts deals, watches over the downtrodden and hands out justice...

Then the Christians took this imagine of the Devil and equated it with Satan and the angel Lucifer...

Then African slaves took aspects of the European Pagan tradition, Christianity and African beliefs and mixed it all together...

In Hoodoo/Voodoo the Devil isn't a bad guy...and closer to the European Pagan spirit of a being that protects people...makes deals and etc...

He was at least 8 foot tall...really intimidating just in sheer size...kind of a half man half beast thing...

I brought him some liquor, tobacco and some meat to enjoy

He asked me what I want...I told him what I wanted...he said he can do it and it was done and walked away...

I got exactly what I wanted and cut deals with the Devil as I see fit...
Make a deal with the devil and still end up not shyt brehs :dead:
 

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Is it real...define real...

Anyway...I have made a deal with the Devil...not Lucifer but the Devil...at the crossroads using a hoodoo/conjure ritual...

The Devil I am talking about is the same one that Rob Johnson the blues singer talks about...

This Devil comes from European pagan tradition...not really a evil spirit but a spirit that cuts deals, watches over the downtrodden and hands out justice...

Then the Christians took this imagine of the Devil and equated it with Satan and the angel Lucifer...

Then African slaves took aspects of the European Pagan tradition, Christianity and African beliefs and mixed it all together...

In Hoodoo/Voodoo the Devil isn't a bad guy...and closer to the European Pagan spirit of a being that protects people...makes deals and etc...

He was at least 8 foot tall...really intimidating just in sheer size...kind of a half man half beast thing...

I brought him some liquor, tobacco and some meat to enjoy

He asked me what I want...I told him what I wanted...he said he can do it and it was done and walked away...

I got exactly what I wanted and cut deals with the Devil as I see fit...
:whoo:
 

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Make a deal with the devil and still end up not shyt brehs :dead:

You don't know what I asked for...:yeshrug:

I've done gambled plenty of times in casinos using Kabbalah and left with a stack...:yeshrug:

I've been in rooms with people that I shouldn't even be in there...and got what I wanted cause of the Devil...:yeshrug:

I've been homeless...got a bag...blew it having fun...go back to being homeless...and get it again...I did the shyt at least 5 times in 5 different cities...the Devil keeps me straight...he tell me what is gonna happen and how I'ma get out...so I don't trip:yeshrug:

I never been without...:yeshrug:

Y'all just think you wish and get shyt ...like there are some magical words that is just gonna override the physical laws of the universe and change your life...it don't work that way...:yeshrug:

I don't make wishes...cause they don't come true...I make deals...and there's consequences of fukking with your natural life trajectory...

I already seen how I'ma die and I don't care about too much shyt...I am chilling...:ehh:
 

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You don't know what I asked for...:yeshrug:

I've done gambled plenty of times in casinos using Kabbalah and left with a stack...:yeshrug:

I've been in rooms with people that I shouldn't even be in there...and got what I wanted cause of the Devil...:yeshrug:

I've been homeless...got a bag...blew it having fun...go back to being homeless...and get it again...I did the shyt at least 5 times...the Devil keeps me straight...he tell me what is gonna happen and how I'ma get out...so I don't trip:yeshrug:

I never been without...:yeshrug:

Y'all just think you wish and get shyt ...like there are some magical words that is just gonna override the physical laws of the universe...it don't work that way...:yeshrug:

I don't make wishes...cause they don't come true...I make deals...and there's consequences of fukking with your natural life trajectory...

I already seen how I'ma die and I don't care about too much shyt...I am chilling...:ehh:
I sold my soul to Jesus:blessed:

Plus i don’t gotta do any weird ass voodoo and I’m still good:jawalrus:
 
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