Is they key to moving up in the world, laughing at white peoples jokes?

[BrothaZay]

People talk all this bullshyt about being presentable, using a "white voice"

foh

White Lady-" haha dont worry, my knees dont bite

Me-" "

In my mind -

White Guy- " haha you're name is Xavier, you must know mind tricks like profesor from X man "

Me-

In my mind

 

[The Nigerian]

People talk all this bullshyt about being presentable, using a "white voice"

foh

White Lady-" haha dont worry, my knees dont bite

Me-" "

In my mind -

White Guy- " haha you're name is Xavier, you must know mind tricks like profesor from X man "

Me-

In my mind

Doing what it takes to get the job done.

You should try making some corny jokes yourself.

Being Black, it's really easy... just say dumb sh!t white guys from the 1950's used to say.

"Oh, golly!"

"Geee wilikers!"

I say sh!t like, 'I'm going to have to break out my Corporate Chortle for that one!' *Huah-hua-hua-huaaa*

That sh!t has me rollin'...

 

[Klyk21]

lol.....

 

[Ricky Church]

 

[BrothaZay]

Doing what it takes to get the job done.

You should try making some corny jokes yourself.

Being Black, it's really easy... just say dumb sh!t white guys from the 1950's used to say.

"Oh, golly!"

"Geee wilikers!"

I say sh!t like, 'I'm going to have to break out my Corporate Chortle for that one!' *Huah-hua-hua-huaaa*

White people used to hate me, then when i got placed in honors classes i had to talk to them to pass time.

Me- "Kyle, yo dude, you see Brandon, he thinks hes such a fuccin hard ass.

Me- "yo anthony, you heard the new MF doom yet "

*gets out of the class

me- ayo B dat shyt is mad wacc fam im finna get my schedule changed out dis bytch. You got the new flocca on ur ipod

 

[OneManGang]

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

fake it till you make it is the motto

 

[The Nigerian]

I love talking to white people about their sunburns... I always play ignorant and touch them right on the burn and say "Oooh... that looks really dry!" Or you can brush their shoulder really quick and say "You had some shyt on your arm right there, girl..." and just watch em squirm. Then play dumb like "Oh, that's a sunburn?"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

shyt chea, if you don't know how to speak fluent cac and laugh at their humor you assed out in the working world.

 

[BrothaZay]

*Decides I want to make the white people at school happy one day

*comes in to school in afro

White people-" can i touch it, its so coool"

Blacc girls -" he needa comb that shyt and get a perm"

 

[Erdos]

 

[Mowgli]

The key to moving up in the world is obtaining a marketable skill that enables you to start your own busines or secure the top pay for your field then investing that money in something that can return you more money.

 

[marcuz]

shyt chea, if you don't know how to speak fluent cac and laugh at their humor you assed out in the working world.

 

[Turenne]

...OP and The Nigerian must hang out/work with some of the lamest motherfukkers on the face of the earth...

 

[BrothaZay]

...OP and The Nigerian must hang out/work with some of the lamest motherfukkers on the face of the earth...

*looks at location

*doesnt take you seriously on a hip hop forum