Is getting all negatives back from a std/sti test the best feeling in the world

[Food Mane]

10 minutes ago I was

Now I'm

I feel like going to to strip club, getting drunk, getting an eight ball, chatting up a stripper and doing what got me in this mess in the first place

 

[Silver Surfer]

10 minutes ago I was

Now I'm

I feel like going to to strip club, getting drunk, getting an eight ball, chatting up a stripper and doing what got me in this mess in the first place

its cool...but in the scheme of things...even if something did pop up...you would still be fukking

 

[Food Mane]

its cool...but in the scheme of things...even if something did pop up...you would still be fukking

I was semi concerned I had the monster though

and when she said I should be tested for syphillis and hep c I was . I didn't even really know they existed.

 

[Silver Surfer]

I dont get std tests...I just donate blood and wait to hear if something wrong with the blood. I been giving gallons of blood. One time I got a call at my job...she called the secretary...I was scared shytless...come to find out she just wanted me to give more blood. I was like "bytch dont be calling my job saying you from the blood bank!!!"

 

[JasonSJackson]

it's nice........until they tell u there is a 2 to 3 month lag on accurate hiv results

 

[RicanFury]

its right up there wit seeing a bytch who fronted/played you back in thew day looking sick and flabby now

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

Its like when your girl tells you she is on her period again, you are like

I'd done passed another month of pussie survivor.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Breh I was a fugitive from that s*** (HIV test) for like 15 years. Had one last year and was neg: I wanted run outta that motherf***er yelling. Been booed up for the most part since then (used the test papers to lock in some strange before I cuffed my current GF once or three times - had the bish at my crib like "oh check this out" - she read the s*** and immediately started unfastening her pants).

I am real paranoid about STDs tho. I have been to the clinic SO many times for them to tell me I was fine. I was all like "but my left nut was itching yesterday" and they were all like "sometimes your nuts gonna itch mane "

 

[rapdonttweet]

Never had to get a test done

 

[Food Mane]

Here's a tip on how to not look like a scumbag:

When you say you are in a long term relationship but have had sex with other people numerous times over the past few months they are going to hit you with

But then ... if they ask if your partner has had any other partners say yes I think she's had about 10

Then you won't look like a scumbag. The nurse will either assume you all have an open relationship or are utterly dysfunctional. Either way it makes you look better.

 

[Jesus]

Its like when your girl tells you she is on her period again, you are like

I'd done passed another month of pussie survivor.

 

[Prodyson]

Its like when your girl tells you she is on her period again, you are like

I'd done passed another month of pussie survivor.

My girl just got on her period yesterday....

 

[No Homo]

shyt is the longest wait in the world.

You go from while waiting till its over

 

[Change]

But did you get a genital herpes test? 3 out 4 people who have it don't know they do.

I don't know why they don't test normally for that one. Especially since you can't cure it. But they test for other things that can go away in a week with some pills.

anyways. Congrats on your neg tests.

 

[Born2BKing]

My girl just got on her period yesterday....

Lol, your girl getting her period is one of the most bitter sweet times in a man's life. You can't get no p*ssy for a week or so but I ain't got no baby on the way.

Day one of the period you are but by day 4 you are