Is Chris Rocks "Never Scared" the realest Stand Up Special Ever?

Mike Otherz

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there has been funnier sh!t, I think Bigger And Blacker is funnier, but the sh!t Chris spoke on Never Scared was like a sermon. Talking bout slavery etc. This is my favourite.

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in light of the recent controversy from his tweets, just made me realise how dumb these conservatives are. think we need to get over slavery after what, like 40 years of being free in theory.
 

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"They spinnin, nikka, they spinnin, they spinnin, nikka, they spinnin"
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This is my favorite standup. Chris was spitting that real but that MJ 60 Minutes bit is what had me dying.
He said Jermaine is a greasy nikka and looks like Patrick Ewing in the 4th quarter :dead:
 

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It was great. My favorite Rock bit was when he was talkinga bout the Trenchcoat Mafia. "Trench coat mafia. There were six of them motherfukkers. I aint have six friends in high schooooool. I aint got six friends now! That's 3 on 3 with a half court." :dead:
 

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Chris Rock's standup > anyone else that debuted in the 90's onwards...

and Bigger & Blacker >>>>>
 

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He's definitely among my favorite comedians. I can't wait for a new standup special. I want to hear him speak on some of the crazy shyt that happened since 08
 

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chris rock standups get better throughout the years to me as I get older

like when I was 15 it was funny

but I found it even better when I was 20 because It was less about the comedy and more about relating to the shyt he went through
 

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lol at dealers hustling literature..."I got a couple pages, got a couple pages...I got a new word, got a new word, a new word"
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Instant replay status and that's hard to say about stand ups..the Martin one, Richard Pryor, and those two Eddie Murphy ones. That's it.
 

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LMAO when he talking about bill gates jumping off a plane cause he woke up to oprah money

real moment in the standup

" nikkas with the t.v. in the headrest, the t.v. is on but there's no one in the back seat"

half of the audience where prolly looking at him like:stopitslime::birdman::sadbron:
 

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The opening jokes about the stripper myth had me rolling.

I'm stripping to pay my tuition. :shaq2:
 
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