Is Bill Paxon's character in True Lies one of the funniest ever?

[theflyest]

Every time this move is on, I find myself turning to it. Every Bill Paxton scene as Simon is classic. Can't believe this shyt is 20 years old. Movie is still fresh today.

Best clip i could fine. It's not exactly like the movie though

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

When he pissed his pants.

 

[up in here]

That slimey muthfukka.

 

[theflyest]

Tom Arnold - "The guy is a goddamn use car salesman. This just keeps getting better & better"

Bill Paxon -"I got them lining up, & not just the skanks either"

"Let's face it, if they took care of business, I'd be out of business"

"I got her panned like a dog, it's great."

"It's like a dying plant, just needs a little water."

"She has the most incredible body, & a pair of titties, makes you want to beg for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy" *Simon proceeds to laugh his ass off*

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

man, when he was talking about how he was gonna smut out arnies wife
then when they was at his house and she fell all i his lap


whole movie is jokes

 

[TheGodling]

Bill Paxton in any role is a near guarantee it'll be one of the funniest ever.

 

[FlyRy]

Bill Paxton in any role is a near guarantee it'll be one of the funniest ever.

this.. he's always good for the fukkery

I'm still laughing at his "brehs" and "brahs" from Nightcrawler

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

ASS LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY?

 

[theflyest]

man, when he was talking about how he was gonna smut out arnies wife
then when they was at his house and she fell all i his lap


whole movie is jokes

The part when he had her in the car, & he put her head on his lap

Guy in the helicopter - "Now she has her head in the guy's lap"

Tom Arnold - "Maybe she's sleepy"

 

[Diunx]

the ultimate badass.

 

[beenz]

Bill Paxton in any role is a near guarantee it'll be one of the funniest ever.

even bill paxton playing hudson in a totally unfunny movie like "aliens" was a riot

 

[Sterling Archer]

the ultimate badass.

Hudson's reluctant goonery was the best.

 

[TheGodling]

even bill paxton playing hudson in a totally unfunny movie like "aliens" was a riot

The only guy in Hollywood history to have fought a Terminator, an Alien and a Predator.

 

[beenz]

The only guy in Hollywood history to have fought a Terminator, an Alien and a Predator.

and took L's every time

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

even bill paxton playing hudson in a totally unfunny movie like "aliens" was a riot

GAME OVER MAN

One of the most unintentionally hilarious scenes in movie history