My jump-off was pushing for a relationship after I already had stated I aint looking for nothing serious. So I brushed her off for a week. Im out getting trashed Saturday night with friends.....starts texting me "i havent been feeling well, so i may be pregnant, etc, etc, etc"
Meanwhile I stay protected because shes a headcase who shouldnt even be allowed to babysit pets for a weekend. No condom breaks, no nothing....at the very least, get a home pregnancy test or see a doctor before you ruin my good time with that bullshyt!!!
I was tempted to make a drunk visit and punch her in the uterus